Great Quotes

"Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there."

Dan Gilbert, Owner of Cavaliers, speaking on Lebron James departure

Great Quotes

“I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”

- Mel Gibson

Native American Quote

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind."

Lenny Kravitz filthy mouth

I was just listening to Lenny Kravitz (what?! I like the guy) and he has a line in a song called "Black Velveteen" I never could quite make out. The song is about some kind of sex robot in the future that is the best lay of all time... you know, typical Kravitz shit. Anyway the name of this robot is "Black Velveteen' and in the song Lenny is describing her. Sidenote: Lenny Kravitz is probably the worst lyricist of all time. His lyrics sound like they were written by a brain dead Dr.Seuss. Every one of his rhymes ends with the simplest of combos... "sky to high" "bye to fly" stuff like that. Anyway as part of the chorus of this song I could've sworn Lenny was saying the word "cunt". I don't think I ever heard the word "cunt" muttered in a song before. It is like the only curse word left with some venom. So after doing some research here is the actual lyric:

Black velveteen's cunt smells like strawberry kittens

Wow... Genius.

Great Quotes

"Its okay tho because its not like a thin line between love and hate... boy when them boys sing that song back in the days I never knew what the hell that mean, I still dont know what it mean... But I know that its a thin line between love and hate...And I know that damn well we are some partyin' motherfuckers."

- Ol' Dirty Bastard

J-E-T-S! Trip

Heading to Indianapolis to watch the Jets/Colts game on Sunday. When people ask me who is going to win I always cite the following quote from the song "Ms. Pretty Pussy" performed by that thespian named "Plies":

"You got the pretty set of pussy lips I've never seen

If I want to eat you, I can eat you cause your pussy clean

I thought it was all hair, that pussy sat up in those jeans

But now I got you naked I can see how that pussy hang

I better snap out this shit, or I'ma do the wrong thang

I wanna fuck you raw that pussy like is everything

Now all I wanna know, that pussy get real wet

You got a soaker I got to run my tongue cross your chest

Or I can rub on your clit and just play with ya neck"

That is just how I feel about it. If I had the word artistry of a Piles then I say it myself. Anyway look at the shirt at the top of the page... "Wow bro! You mean I can rock my Affliction shirt and still rep out the Jets?!" *does fist pump* Yessir.... they are selling them right now on their official website. So either the Jets are going to the win or a bunch of children in Haiti are going to think the Jets went to the Super Bowl.

Great Quotes

"Chump nigga, I'll stomp a mudhole in your face....Motherfucker! Rip your butthole out of place!"

- DMX

Quote of the Week

"Not EVEN Freddy Kreuger comes into MY Nightmares!"

 - Roddy Piper 

Great Quotes

"Bitch be all on me, chewing my nuts like baloney,

Then... quick she licked on my dick like PLOP!,

The nuts skeeted out like thick white snot,

She saw it was still hard and said look what I got,

Then rubbed it, hugged it, and shoved it in her cock"

                                      - Devin the Dude

8.5.09

"God give us the a snake and God bring for us a marijuana... you fool around play a game too much with the snake a snake bite you.. same for marijuana or coke or whatever..."

- The Iron Sheik