Your dick bleeding?

Last night I was painting. When I'm panting you know X-Mas is approaching, because many a person will get a painting for a gift. So I'm painting and I got some red paint on my my leg. (I paint wildly and violently) So I go to bed that night, and while tossing and turning, I smeared some red paint on my bed sheets. So when I got home today, my dad obviously seeing the paint, asked me, "Your dick bleeding?" No.... I'm actually lying, it was just my dick bleeding again. No truthfully tho... it was paint.