Tuesday, January 08, 2019

Virtual Bullshit (Elon Blunts)





So Elon Musk (or as I call him Elon "Blunts" as seen above) thinks we might be living in a virtual world... alternate reality maaan!  Basically this "stoner" (taking one hit on Rogan) is recapping the plot of the Matrix. I call Bullshit! Bullshit I say! In the Matrix everyone is Keanu Reeves gorgeous and in great shape... if this basically a video game version of life like "The Sims" why would anyone make their Avatar some fat, ugly person?

Also why in the blue hell would someone decide to live in a war torn third world country? What are they playing on the "hard" difficulty setting? Do some people got that Game Genie? Them cheat codes for life. I don't buy it for one second, and I'm pretty sure this Elon Musk motherfucker is an alien... not saying this is a bad thing but pretty sure he's just been in hiding since he taught the Egyptians how to build the pyramids.