Monday, June 30, 2008

6.30.08

I don't have a short temper, but today I damn near lost my mind. my credit card has been f'n up so I had to call Visa. This lameitory asshole who they put me on the phone with damn near made me jump threw the phone. He had a smug little attitude and wouldn't give me any info until I answered a thousand security questions. The worse part was he constantly mumbled and spoke so quickly that he sounded like that guy from Dick Tracy. The conversation escalated in intensity with basically me yelling, "What?!" after every line he mumbled. Eventually after not being able to answer a security question which stumped me for 15 minutes I totally lost my cool and said these exact lines... "What are we playing fucking Guess Who here? If you were sitting in front of me I would punch you." I later apologized for taking it too far. I can't remember the last time I snapped like this without the help of the liquor demons.

So to something more happy. Look at this pic....







It looks like a normal bridge right? Kind of nice. Now here is where it gets weird. Look at the pic again but this time look for "Pac-Man". Ha! You will NEVER be able to look at that pic again and not see Pac-Man.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

6.29.08

Just thought I'd post two reasons why Japan kicks yo ass....




This sign actually exists in Japan. HA HA HA! I love the fact that the woman obviously sees him and is crying. Is the sign a warning for the woman or a threat to the guy. Who knows.


And then there is this. When I was a kid my favorite game of all time was "the crane". This is the crane but you are going for fucking lobsters. How in the blue hell can you win this game? Lobsters, unlike dolls, can actually move. And I know from experience that the claw closes like shit. And lets just say a lobster is grabbed and dropped down into the prize thingie.... then what the fuck do you do? Grab a live lobster and walk around the rest of the day with it? I dont know if lobsters are considered animals, but this shit is animal cruelty..... but it doesnt stop its awesomness. As soon as I saw this it went VERY high up on my list of things I want to do in my lifetime.... right above having kids.


UPDATE! I found footage of this bad boy in action.


Friday, June 27, 2008

Lose your mind forever!

Do you want to lose your mind forever? Do you want your reality to be completely blown? Do you want to suddenly have suicidal thoughts? Well then watch this video. This is from a children's show, and it is one of the creepiest things I ever witnessed. It just made me feel dirty and uneasy like nothing else. This really is a work of art, but god damn if it wont mentally fuck you up. If you watch this one drugs you will probably lose your mind forever or take your own life on the spot. Viewer beware....your in for a scare.


6.28.08

Here are some amazing YTMND's. Watch them with Firefox for best results. Make sure you watch them all... this is the cream of the crop.

http://armedanimals.ytmnd.com/
http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
http://bubbrain.ytmnd.com/
http://jimcarreybobblehead.ytmnd.com/
http://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/
http://patience-king4.ytmnd.com/
http://fatalitiesthreehundred.ytmnd.com/
http://arnoldwantsytmndnow.ytmnd.com/
http://dreamcookie.ytmnd.com/
http://lukecompany.ytmnd.com/
http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/

And here is another web gem. Its a message from the biggest douchebag in the whole world. Some guy got some girls business card and called her and left this message. Sit back and enjoy this wonderful thing.


http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos

Ok and then one more thing you HAVE to watch. It is hands down the scariest commercial of all time. Fuck... it is one of the scariest things of all time.

www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=30994

Thursday, June 26, 2008

6.26.08

The first time a laugh track makes a show SOOOO much better.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

6.24.08



Ha Ha Ha! I love this. I like Shaq and hate Kobe Bryant so I really enjoy this new song... "Kobe tell me how my ass tastes". Shaq whips out some good lines here like: "I'm a horse, Kobe is a rat, thats why I got a divorce." Ha! Shaq is referring to when kobe got caught raping and took a jab saying, "Maybe I should just pay all these girls a million like Shaq." Kobe is a real douche for doing that and deserves Shaq rap wrath.

Monday, June 23, 2008

6.23.08

Thought I'd give everyone a little gift. Its the newest mixtape from 50 Cent. Now this isn't your typical rap mixtape.... its 50 doing a verse followed by a whole great old school R&B song. This is real grown and sexy music right here.... great for the summer.

http://www.zshare.net/download/1391361382c659d1/

Ask Sonic


This is the new feature here that will appear once a month. To celebrate its launch this is the second one I'm posting.... then you assholes have to wait a month. Sonic really needs no introduction. He is the "bad boy of the 90's", and a frequent "visitor" of many a prison. 


Dear Sonic,

I was just curious to find out what are some of your favorite hobbies? What do you in your spare time to chillax?

Audrey
Richmond, VA


SONIC: I remember when we were in the showers in the pen. This n*gga Donkey Kong walks in, and I swear to God, I thought a black midget was walking between his legs. That n*gga washed next to me and I made damn sure to hold that soap as tight as I wanted to keep my asshole, you know what I'm sayin? Wait... what was the question?

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Ask Sonic


Sonic The Hedgehog is a regular here at the blog. He oozes 90's attitude... an era where it was all about cool shades, giving thumbs up, leather jackets, and spewing witty sarcastic one-liners. In between his legal battles, Sonic will be a part of a new feature here at "The Voices"..... This is the first edition of "Ask Sonic".

Dear Sonic,

I have had a crush on this girl that works at the Waffle House for a while now. I finally mustered up the courage to ask her on a date and she said yes! I'm so excited, but I don't know where to take her on our first date. I want to leave a good impression.... do you have a suggestion?

Jeremy
Virginia

Sonic: Huh? The bitch works at the waffle house.... make her get you some free shit or something. I don't know why a n*gga be dating in the first place.... this ain't the 50's n*gga where I take a ho to the drive thru movies. I take my ho's to the bathroom stall and let them run they mouth till they knees sore. The only reason Sonic ever got blue balls is cause of my fur. I'll even let that little n*gga Tails make out with them after I bust up in they mouth.... I don't tell him tho. HA HA HA!

6.22.08

This man above is the single reason why the Mets are entertaining this season. Jerry Manuel, the new Mets manager is out of his friggin mind. I first realized this at his introductory speech as manager where made the comment, "Gangstas on the field, woman on the bus." Some reporter was talking loud and he yelled at him, "YO! YO! Take that outside man!" I knew right away this was the manager we needed. The other day Reyes threw a tantrum and Jerry Manuel made one of my favorite comments ever about it: "I told him the next time he does that, I'm going to get my blade out and cut him right on the field. I'm a gangsta." That is awesome. I don't think any other manager has threatened to cut a player. He then went on to refer to Reyes as a woman saying, "She acted up with me, and she had a day off." Now just today he is quoted as saying that angry Mets fans are fertilizer....basically pieces of shit. This guy is really helping to liven things up.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

6.21.08



Something that always bothered me as a kid. Sea Worlds big attraction is the whale named Shamu. He's a pretty cool guy I guess. But here's what gets me....when I asked what kind of whale Shamu is..."Oh...he's a killer whale." What?! How can he be friendly? The name of his species starts with the word "Killer"!  If you fell in the water that motherfucker would KILL you...no hesitation. The photo above is obviously doctored...cause that girl would be in two pieces if that was real. Bottom Line is this... Shamu is cool, but just realize what he is. He is a stone cold killer. He would and wants to kill you. Enjoy him but be cautious.

Friday, June 20, 2008

6.21.08






I will no longer talk to anyone who goes and sees this piece of shit in a theatre. Mike Meyers sucks. Austin Powers sucks....bottom line. Every article I've read from every person that has worked with him has said that Mike Meyers is a pompous piece of crap of J.Lo proportions. Every review of this movie says it is GOD AWFUL. Just look at the friggin preview....he is re-hashing Austin Powers and that god awful drunk midget is back in it. Thats same dwarf who pissed on the floor on the surreal life. I feel very passionately about this and I wan't this movie to flop terribly. Please America! Prove to me this country is not as dumb as some think and lets this movie BOMB. Godspeed.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

6.20.08



How do I feel about the Mets? I can't post my true feelings about the team without dropping every curse word in the book and creating 3 new ones. They are on equal level with the Knicks right now, and that is FAR from a compliment. Thank god for my Giants, because New York sports doesn't give me much too cheer. I just pray that when I have kids and they are growing up, the will be able to witness some great new york sports teams....like the Knicks when I was a kid in '94. What does have me amped however is this new Ghostbusters game coming out for XBOX360 and PS3 I think. It was written as a movie script but since they are old fags now, they realized they needed a new medium. So what we have now is this bad ass game that is going to be voice acted by everyone form the main cast...including Mr.Bill Murray. If that doesn't get your pulse racing then go check into a morgue.

I had a weird dream the other day....A lot of my friends who come from a family with a lot of siblings were suddenly becoming homeless. The costs of college and all that, and the slipping economy actually forced them to live homeless for a couple of months until a government check would come and allow them to get a cheap apartment. I was fortunate, being an only child, and was able to afford an apartment. I felt terrible for my friends however and even considered going homeless with one of them...but in the end pussied out. The thing was that secret homeless societies were being set up in the subways. I agreed to take my friend there to check it out and to eventually leave him there. What I saw was terrible... with rampant drug use, murder, rape, rats and filth everywhere, and everything else bad you could think of. I tried to convince him it was not that bad and go the hell out of there ASAP. Back in my apartment I was haunted by what I had seen. Time then seemed to jump and my friend finally had enough money to move into a small apartment. I went to visit him and was frightened about how much he changed for the worse. He was a shell of his former self. The dream ended with me realizing we would no longer be friends again. Try analyzing and breaking that one down.

6.19.08

I love the word "nigger". I would never say it however, and thats the beauty behind it. When white people are outraged and say, "who can only the blacks say it?", to me that is one of the funniest things a white person can say. Do we have to take everything away from them? It is genius what they have done...to take a negative word we invented, put a new spin on it, and play keep away with it. White people love stealing things from other cultures....music, food, you name it. Lets be honest here, slaves were owed 40 acres and a mule and they got nothing! The least we can let them have is the word "nigger". And when I hear white kids saying it trying to be cool...its like a dagger into my heart. And if your a black person...please dont allow your white friends the "lee-way" to say nigger around you. i dont care if it ends with an "a". Thats my final ruiling on the word "nigger" or "nigga". Only for black people, and absolutely not for any white people....despite how cool you are with black people. Now on Spanish people using the word...thats a whole nother issue.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

6.17.08



John C. Reily deserves a f'n Oscar for his performance as Dr. Steve Brule, the socially awkward, semi-retarded journalist. Here is one of the better skits.

6.17.08



I am an Obama supporter. If I actually went out and voted, I would vote for him. Oh my god! *GASP* Yes its true, I have never voted and probably never will. I do not want my voice to be heard, I want Puffdaddy to come and make me die. I don't know why the media has such a hard on with making everyone vote lately....who gives a fuck? I think most people shouldn't be allowed to vote, especially those ass backwards hicks in the South who love war. Me personally, I wouldn't mind a group of the smartest people in the U.S. who have many meetings and decide the president for us....sort of like how the Pope is decided. I know people might say my views are shocking and Un-American but I know a lot of people agree with me.

Anyway...the reason why I'm a Obama supporter.... it's because he's black. I enjoy seeing odd things happen. A black president is something I didn't think I would see for a LONG time, and I think its pretty cool. I would also love to see the faces on those racist hicks when he is elected. I don't like Hillary but it would be funny if she was Vice President too. A Black president and a white woman vice president. The KKK members would shit a brick! I supported Schwazanegger for the same reasons. I found it hilarious Arnie was gonna be governor. It might not be the best choice, but it certainly is the most interesting. If Obama doesn't win now, I don't think we will see a black president for a long time. I don't feel the world is really there yet to accept this...the only reason I feel it is happening is because of unusual circumstances....stuff like 9/11 and Iraq. People hated Bush so much that they will accept anything....even a black man or a woman. Sadly I'm predicting McCain will win.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Dock Ellis - Hero


Who is this man? Its Dock Ellis... an American Hero. Why is he a hero.... he threw a no-hitter...while on acid! Amazing! Outlandish! Supernatural! Apparently he was just chilling out at home with his girlfriend dropping some acid. He didn't realize he had a game that day until she looked at the paper and saw he was pitching in a couple of hours. I love how unorganized baseball was back then, the players didn't even know when it was game day. So anyway he decides to go pitch and throws a fucking no hitter. Here he is reminiscing...

"I can only remember bits a pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeeroed in on the [catcher's] glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much....The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the cathcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down while I was looking at him."

How awesome is it when your acid flashback is a no hitter in the majors?

Friday, June 13, 2008

6.13.08



R. Kelly has been found NOT GUILTY on all accounts. Thats right. I don't know how the hell the "Lesbian R & B Thug" pulled this one off. His defense actually used the film "Little Man" as evidence that you can superimpose someone's face onto a different body. This has to rank right up there with O.J. Simpson. It is a great day and calls for celebration.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

6.12.08

Not much to say today...Just thought I would post this genius of photography here. I don't know how this pic came about, but I know I would love to. Was it a planned picture? Was it a spur of the moment capture? Is this old man just a pervert? Does he grab his crotch often? And where the hell was this picture taken? on the set of "How the West was won"? These are answers I need to know. They say every picture tells a tale....I say BULLSHIT!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

6.11.08

True Story....while I was out in California I got busted by a cop while riding dirty with some weed. He gave me a ticket. The problem now is they want me to travel back to California to attend court. No way Jose. So they told me to write a letter to the judge. Here is that letter:


To Whom It May Concern,


I am writing this in regards to a ticket I received in the state of California. I have enclosed a photocopy of the ticket. I am from Queens, New York and was on vacation in the Newport Beach area. One of the nights I was pulled over by an officer while in possession of some weed. He knew we were blazing seconds earlier because of the stench of the car. He even said the line, and I swear on my life on this, "It smells like Cheech and Chongs bedroom in there." He wrote me a ticket and told me I would have to pay a fine. It was at this time I asked him if I could mail in the payment, to which he responded yes. However, now I am receiving letters saying that I must attend court. It is not possible for me to travel back to California to make the court appearance, I am poor and gas prices are too high. What I am asking is if I can plead guilty to the charge, and be dealt the punishment or fine, without having to travel back to California. I really didn't do anything wrong as I was just blazing. On top of it all the officer really killed my high. Your help would be much appreciated. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Michael Johnston

6.11.08


Click on it if you cant read it.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

6.10.08

I enjoying talking to people like I'm 80 years older then I actually am. I enjoy starting a sentence with, "Back in my day....." Back in my day we had cassettes, none of this itunes. We couldn't just download one song, we had to buy the whole album! And if you wanted to hear a certain song, you couldn't just push a button, but had to search for it for about half an hour. Isn't that crazy? It took me longer to find a song then to now download an entire album. Shit....when I was a kid there was no internet. I'm very happy I grew up as a kid without the internet. The internet ruins childhoods. I don't see any kids playing out on the streets anymore. I remember we used to live on the block....playing baseball, basketball, manhunt, you name it. I remember coming home and turning on ESPN and waiting through every NCAA score and what not to see if the Knicks won. I couldn't just turn on my computer and find out in a second. I miss these simpler times. I actually used to have to go to this thing called a library to find out information. Everything is so fucking easy now a days. And we wonder why everybody is so fat. Its getting weird.....I can't even imagine what is to come. I don't even want to imagine.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

MJ At the Movies....


You don't mess with the Zohan. You really don't. One of Adam Sandlers best films that ranks right up there with Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. This is vintage off the wall Sandler, with one of his most random films yet. The comedy is raunchy and edgy and doesn't pull no punches. The supporting cast is amazing with John Toturro, Rob Schneider and Michael Buffer. Yes...the "Lets Get Ready to Ruuuumble" guy. I don't know who the hell decided to cast him as a rich evil prick, but it was genius. I can't praise this film enough, the writing is excellent, (Sandler, Smiegel (Triump the Insult Dog), and Apatow (Superbad) ) and every joke just seems to hit. I haven't laughed this loud for a film in a while. If you like Sandler this is a must see film, even die hard Sandler fans I saw it with agreed this is one of his best.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

6.08.08


HA HA HA! This Big Brown finished DEAD LAST at the Belmont Stakes! HA HA! Everyone was so amped he was gonna win the Triple Crown and he finishes dead friggin last. This has to be one of the biggest chokes in sports history. Looks like he is heading to the glue factory. I always thought people were BS'ing me when they said horses turn into glue...maybe it is BS, who knows? I could give a damn about horseracing, and when everyone was talking about Big Brown I just figured they were talking about my penis....but the fact that he finished dead last actually makes this story interesting to me.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Hottest Chicks 2K8

HOTTEST CHICKS 2K8



1. Hayden Pattentrie - or as I call her, Hidden Penetration. I told you she was going to get big last year. Well now she is numero uno on top of the list. The sad thing is woman are not like wine....they do no get better with age. Get her while shes young....Legally 18 I think.








2. Megan Fox - What a Fox. She even owns a fox...and a pet cougar which makes her 100 times more hotter in my eyes. Her only drawback is she has a lot of tatts. Some guys might like that stuff...but a marilyn monroe face on her arm is a little scary.






3. Keeley Hazzel - Last years number one has dropped to number 3. Its a shame. As great as her breast are, how many times can we possibly see them. They better start learning tricks or an instrument or something. Damn.









4. Jessica Alba - So whats shes pregnant...she be back in perfect shape in a month...or at least I hope...she might be off this list soon too.








5. TIE Lacey Chabert/Emanuelle Chirqui - The Entourage chick. She is smoking hot...SMOKING hot.






6. TIE - Rachel Bilson/Kate Beckinsale - I could not decide here...decision too hard. So they both get a pass here.






7. Christinia Milian - What a hot little athletic curvy bitch. God damn she is hot and she is a sex symbol...bottom line.



Thursday, June 05, 2008

6.6.08



UPDATE!!!! Random Ramblin's is now musically....every so often I will change it to a song I feel ppl should hear. Right now the song is "N.E.R.D - Sooner or Later", off their album seeing sounds. The music device is towards the right if you wanna stop it. Ok we also got a new feature...if you go all the way to the bottom of the right you will see "NEW URBAN LEGENDS". These are basically urban legends people make up and you can find out if they are real or bull by clicking on them. I think a new one appears every day. There is also a slideshow to the side, and this months theme is skulls. You can watch it for a while, it changes often. The blog is growing my friends! And finally all the way on the bottom is the word of the day...u can click it to get the full definition...but you must use that word that day or my leopard named Osiris will gut you like a fish.!!!!!!!!!

For once I am into a NBA Finals until about I will say......1998 when the Knicks got killed by the Spurs. Everyone is amped about this old school Lakers/Celtics series, but then you realize Bird and Magic "I Cure AID's" Johnson aren't playing. See...the NBA had a little something called rivalries back then. It was a lot easier to create rivalries when you didn't have 8,000 teams and continuing to add. And one other thing about adding teams or changing a city...if you take a team and switch it to somewhere else, at least change the fucking name of the team. The Utah JAZZ?! Cmon now really. Utah is the whitest place in the U.S., you really think they know what the fuck Jazz is? For those of you out of the loop, the Jazz are originally from New Orleans which makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Speaking of Magic Johnson....who has saw "I Am Legend"? Allow me to spoil the ending for you...those dracula/zombie things are only cured by the blood of Will Smith. This reminds me of Magic. I bet you that his blood cures AIDS. HE IS THE CURE!

New music dropping. First off we have one of my favorite bands ever....N.E.R.D . Only one word can really describe their albums, and it is sexy. This new album "Seeing Sounds" might be their best one yet, and the sexiest. The production is crazy! I feel that Timberlake and Usher stole a lot of their style from these guys. This album is mad mellow and great to chill out and smoke too....

Speaking of which...the new Lil Wayne album "The Carter 3" is also amazing. I guess you could say I was a Weezy fan, but I always felt he was a mixtape rapper, unable to make a solid album. I was wrong...this is a very solid album with top notch production. It is also very laid back and mellow except for a few cuts. Im feeling the song with Robin Thicke a lot right now...Tie My Hands. I give both albums a big thumbs up and recommend them. I dont even feel you have to be a hardcore rap fan to like the Weezy album, and N.E.R.D takes more of an acquired taste but try it out. You will either love it or not get it.

Sometimes people get on my nerves, and frankly I become sick of everyone. I wanna lock myself in my house and avoid contact. Today was one of those days. I  had a fuck the world mentality going on...until I turned on the TV. I saw a guy climbing a 52 story skyskraper....the human spiderman. The new reported even said you will never see that again. About a half hour later another guy started climbing the same building. This really restored my faith in humanity and the awesomeness of people. I love people who are out of the fucking minds...crazy enough to climb a skyskraper with no equipment what so ever. I also love that the second guy saw the first and said, "Oh shit...I can do that." They were both arrested and the first guy said he did it because he was an enviornmentalist. Huh? what the fuck does that have to do with climbing a building....why don't you just say u wanted to climb a giant building. Excuse me...I have to go and climb this building now myself.

6.5.08

Sopranos Lives!!!!!! Kind of....

Great news coming out today. one of the main Soprano's writers, Terrence Winter, is teaming up with Martin Scorsese  to create a new crime drama for HBO. It is about the beginnings of Atlantic City and the corruption that followed...I'm assuming the maffia will be involved. Shit...they should cast Paulie Walnuts in this too..he is not doing much now a days, starring in Dennys commercials as Paulie Walnuts. Consider me amped for this new show.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

6.4.08



Like it or not, the movie industry is all about comics now a days...or rather graphic novels. I myself have never been a big comic guy, but I do have a generally understanding of them, and I used to buy Spider-Man as a kid here and there. Now what do we have here? We have the grandaddy of all comics. The comic that set the tone of seriousness for all these new comics coming out. A comic that influenced Frank Miller. A comic that made Time Magazines list of 100 Greatest Novels from 1923 to Present! Wow. Thats impressive. So impressive that I just ordered this summa bitch and am dying to jump into it. It is called "The Watchmen". The story follows a group of unknown superheros set in the 80's. They are also filming a movie adaptation as we speak. I feel the movie won't set the box office on fire, but it can be the first superhero movie that is considered a great film....not a great superhero movie. You know what I'm saying here. Its still very hard to take superhero movies serious. The new Batman might change that with Heath Ledgers performance...but if not that I think this will. Im excited to start reading this and will post a review here when I am done.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Summer Jam



Went to Summer Jam 2008 at Giants Stadium last night. We wound up taking a HUGE H2 Hummer limo, so the ride there was more fun then the actual concert. On the way in our drunken stupor we all bought cheap rip off Kanye West glasses....the  white ones that look like someone shades on their window. We had the limo pumping music in the parking lot with girls dancing on top and Jamacians and G's passing blunts around like it was legal. Security was great and we brought in 11 blunts with us and I brought in a water bottle of Brandy. I loved that the security guard didn't even bother to ask why why water was brown.

Now onto the show...I'm not gonna lie...I was really fucked up, and I read a recap and I had no idea Fabolous and Akon were even there. So anyway...Young Berg and Ray J opened and we missed their performance. Who gives a fuck. Although "Sexy Can I" is a rather good song. Next up was "The Dream". Fuck this guy...he wont be around come this time next year. His songs are for chicks. Then came Alicia Keys...she was alright, but it really kicked ass when some Wu-Tang members came out and did C.R.E.A.M. It was great to see Method....that is real rap. The announcer then said D-Block was coming and to tuck your chains in. I loved that. I think D-Block is overrated, but they did bring out Fat Joe, Akon, and some other guy....or was that T-Pain who did that. T-Pain is not a real musician...he uses a god damn robot voice. That should not be allowed. I would have rather seen the robot from Pee-Wee Herman perform his songs. LL Cool J made a guest performance which was awesome, I really wish he would did more the one song. Next up was Lil Wayne who was interesting. I wasn't too big on his song selection but whatever.  Then Kanye came out and KILLED it. He made everyone else seem like amateur hour. He had crazy shit going on and a sick amount of pyrotechnics. Simply amazing. You got to see Kanye live. After him was Public Enemy and that scary looking man named Flava Flav. They sucked. Im sorry but I can't take Flava seriously when he is talking about how the government is screwing us up. Im a fan of old school hip hop, but I was never a PE fan. After them they were hinting a big suprise was coming. I was hoping for Jay-Z.....Outkast...maybe even Eminem.....but instead it was a major letdown with the ghosts of 2Pac and Biggie. Just Clownin Dawg. When they were amping everyone for the surprise I was chanting for "Bon Jovi". I would have loved to see the reaction they would have gotten. I'm assuming a lot of "What the fuck?"s. Anyway it was the one hit wonder Jim Jones. This was the time me and my crew ducked the hell out of there. Oh yeah that reminds me....where the hell was Rhianna? She was suppose to be there and was right on the center of the friggin shirt. Summer Jam is a good time, but rap is not where it should be. Maybe I'm just getting old but I don't get a lot of this new shit coming out. I would have rather seen LL and Wu-Tang do a full set then the fucking Dream and T-Pain.