Friday, June 06, 2008

Hottest Chicks 2K8

HOTTEST CHICKS 2K8



1. Hayden Pattentrie - or as I call her, Hidden Penetration. I told you she was going to get big last year. Well now she is numero uno on top of the list. The sad thing is woman are not like wine....they do no get better with age. Get her while shes young....Legally 18 I think.








2. Megan Fox - What a Fox. She even owns a fox...and a pet cougar which makes her 100 times more hotter in my eyes. Her only drawback is she has a lot of tatts. Some guys might like that stuff...but a marilyn monroe face on her arm is a little scary.






3. Keeley Hazzel - Last years number one has dropped to number 3. Its a shame. As great as her breast are, how many times can we possibly see them. They better start learning tricks or an instrument or something. Damn.









4. Jessica Alba - So whats shes pregnant...she be back in perfect shape in a month...or at least I hope...she might be off this list soon too.








5. TIE Lacey Chabert/Emanuelle Chirqui - The Entourage chick. She is smoking hot...SMOKING hot.






6. TIE - Rachel Bilson/Kate Beckinsale - I could not decide here...decision too hard. So they both get a pass here.






7. Christinia Milian - What a hot little athletic curvy bitch. God damn she is hot and she is a sex symbol...bottom line.



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