Capitalism

Offending Old Rich White Women.

This summer I spent a week in the Hamptons. If I stayed a minute longer it was about to become Grand Theft Auto: Hampton Bays. There's only so much of watching wealthy bored Caucasians look at antiques and browse bookstores for shit they will never read one man can take. The entitlement there is astonishing. People have Yachts literally worth more then countries. You ever wanted to feel like a poor underachieving failure.... go visit the Hamptons. (That's actually their slogan on the shirts)

But here's the thing.... all the money can't buy soul. Look behind their overpriced Ray Ban Polarized Sunglasses and you will see emptiness... dead eyes... like a dolls or a shark. They sit around making fun of minorities for all dressing and acting the same while they themselves do the exact same. There is an unofficial "uniform" to the Hamptons and if your not wearing boat shoes, white shorts, and a polo you will get some dirty looks. Sandals can also be substituted... I hate a man wearing sandals... there is nothing uglier then men feet but that's a rant for another day.

So back to me... After walking around in my JNCO jeans, Airwalk sneakers, and Chain wallet (to stop thievery) for a week and hearing all the whispers behind my back I snapped. I was driving when this entitled elderly woman, who probably just left her multi million dollar home after her breakfast of wine and xanax , wanders out in to the middle of the street. I hit the breaks and she gives me a judging stare... not impressed by my 14 year old car or the profanity laced rap music that was blasting out of it. "Learn How to Drive!" How dare this bitch say that to me for nearly running her over! Something inside me snapped and I had to let her have it. I needed a dagger like insult that would shatter her whole meticulously constructed world. My first instinct is to say, "Fuck you bitch!" (NOTE: The highest level of education I achieved is a Bachelors... and it was in Communications.. so basically I'm a highschool graduate) Before I uttered out my ignorancy, a moment of genius came over me....

"Watch where your going... nigger." As soon as I finished I could see the look on her face... confusion, fear, anger, arousal. I could literally see her brain melt out of her ears. NEVER in her life has she been called the n-word... the word she only utters in the privacy of her mansion with Mr. Joseph Yoder. And it was being hurled at her from someone of her own race. She literally froze in her tracks unaware of what to do or say. I didn't break eye contact and a staring contest ensued. Finally she dropped her head and scurried off. Where she went... I don't know. But I can imagine!

I imagine an immaculate bedroom. The maid cleaned it earlier this morning but as of now clothes are thrown about. Empty pill and wine bottle spewed across the floor amid the designer dresses and shoes. A shitty little Pomeranian barks feverishly at something. Pan over and we see this "fucking bitch" hanging from a bed post by her finest Kate Spade scarf. And that's my story... Have a great day I'm off to see my psychiatrist.

Why Work Is Bullshit

(NOTE: This does not apply to every job)

Having a "BOSS" is total bullshit. By calling someone your "Boss" you are already admitting defeat.. you are telling them that they are better then you. I truly believe no human is better then anyone else... a lot of it hinges on circumstance and luck. "Boss" is a word that puts you down... makes you feel inferior. The word we should be using is "Mentor".  This person is teaching you the knowledge they have gained from experience and are molding you. I will never call another man "Boss" in my life. To me it is the equivalent of bending over and getting fucked in the ass. Why give some douchebag god like powers over you?
GOD - I can send you to Heaven or Hell
BOSS - I can Promote you or Fire You.

Fuck giving anyone that much power over you. We live ONE life.... remember that before you become a office slave miserable stuck in a daily routine which contains suicidal thoughts. You'll turn around and be 60 and say, "What the fuck have I done with my life". I know it's scary to leave security... And im sure some people have great jobs and love their Boss.... but for the others fuck it. I have noticed there are so many miserable fucks on this planet who's only joy is making others miserable.

This world is so fucked... and I live in America so the fucked up I see is 0.0000001%

I don't believe in a afterlife or anything... this is all you got being alive. Majority of people are riding on a roller coaster with no ups and occasional downs while having their eyes covered and wearing sound proof ear plugs. Conformability doesn't equal happiness... if it does great for you... I wish I could feel that way. Just remember no matter what... you can make that change.

I attached the old Tampa Bay Buccaneers logo at the top because it is probably the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life. Lol how was that a real thing? People wore shirts of that pervert captain Morgan looking buttfucker?!

Blockbuster Night

I spend more time "browsing" Netflix then actually watching anything.  I miss "Blockbuster" nights. Wandering the Blockbuster aisles staring at artistic majesties of VHS covers. Back then companies knew they would have to stand out in a sea of thousands. They didn't just Photoshop Nic Cages face in front of a explosion.... some even had amazing bad ass hand drawn artwork... Art done by fucking hands!  Once you made your decision, and spent your hard earned parents money on the rental... you bet your ass you were watching that motherfucker from start to finish. Even if it was god awful 9/11 type bad you will still probably watch it twice, maybe three times if it showed bare breasts. Same went with video games. I beat a game called Chubby Cherub. You think it was good? Fuck no.  But look above at that cover art... who wouldn't rent that?! It was the number one rented game by pedophiles and Priests.

R.I.P. Rob Kardahsian

Sheeeeeit! I went to the Brooklyn Museum... didn't realize they had a huge David Bowie exhibition going on. Now I must admit... I wasn't the biggest Bowie fan growing up. However! "Lazarus" might be one of my favorite songs ever. I also really dig his sons movies, "Source Code", and "Moon".... Sorry... "Mute" on Netflix is the drizzling shits. Its like the "Blade Runner 2049" for people who were too cheap to go to the theater. I would recommend heavy drugs to enjoy this "Netflix Original"... probably Oxycotten or for those afraid of needle that Joan of Arc "Heroine'.

I've bee reading "Ready Player One", the book about to be a Spielberg film this month. I totally bought it for its 80's nostalgia. I personally love it so far.... but if you know nothing about 80's pop culture or Video Games it would be the equivalent to 9/11.

I've been ignoring Trump completly. To me he's like "It" the clown. When you are unafraid of him he loses his powers. When you ignore trump and his attention whoring tweets he will lose his power. Trump is a bigger Attention whore then the whole Kardashian Klan plus Kanye West.

R.I.P Rob Kardashian. I can't remember if he's alive but by the time your reading this I'm assuming he's dead.

Society Today

Im afraid. I'm afraid for the next society. Women can make any sexual accusation and can destroy a mans reputation and career with a unproven accusation.  I'm not defending these Cosby's and Weinsteins... but you know this new found power will be exploited and abused. I hope all these predators will be outed and we can return to normalcy. I hate this new era of walking on pins and needles. America is built on freedom of speech. I love being able to speak provocative... as long as it doesn't drift into physical. I understand there's a ton of anger in this country right now, and rightfully so. Being a white straight male I guess I hit the privileged lottery... but there's more to me.. more darkness then any of you could understand. We are all in the same boat. (besides for the sexist, bigots, and racists) Lets make sure we don't sink this motherfucker.

Peace + Love

Curling is the Shit.

I can't front... Curling is the shit. It might be my favorite sport in the Winter Olympics... even more exciting then these guys doing 450 degree spins on snowboards. Did you see that kid Red win the Gold Medal for snowboarding? He must've audibly said "Fuck" about 50 times. I loved it. I could picture the NBC execs losing their shit with this 17 year old dropping the F-Bomb like it was going out of style.

"Black Panther" is coming out. I'm pretty sure if you don't like that movie your racist. Reviews for it have been amazing... the only super-hero films I enjoy are ones that take risks, "Logan" and "Deadpool". The first "Guardians of the Galaxy" was good too. This movie doesn't seem like a paint by numbers super hero flick with all the normal tropes... I think it might actually be really good. The box office projections seems EXTREMELY high to me... it would be great for everyone involved to hit them but they have set mighty high expectations for this film... could be the kiss of death.

Things that Piss Me Off

When a fucking computer asks me to verify that I am a human and not a computer.

You got some balls Computer! And then they make you find a word in some weird ass font which I get incorrect 90 percent of the time.... Exactly what you see above. God only knows what that word is suppose to say... and to make it harder this Computer douchebag spilled ink all over it. This is something that PISSES ME OFF!

Broke People are Happier

I sit back and wonder. What is happiness. Does one need money to be happy? I talk to my grandparents and they say they were happiest during the "Great Depression" when they didn't have a pot to piss in. I was told back then there was no such thing "as being bored". You were constantly at work or being mischievous. These kids were 11 years old selling newspaper.

I look at poor communities and I notice unity. A strong sense of neighborhood filled with cook outs and block parties. I feel poverty actually brings us closer together. When we are all sailing in the shitty boat it gets rid of judgement. We are not comparing how big your house is or how new your car is... Capitalism is killing this country. And we have elected the human embodiment of capitalism and greed as President.

Money doesn't buy happiness. I know its cliche but it's true. I've been in the richest neighborhoods and seen the loneliest most miserable people. I've been in poor neighborhoods and seen people having the time of their lives.

I think money creates a class system. "Rich" people do not want to associate with "Poor" and have this feeling "Poor" are mooching off the government and somehow taking their money.

It's crazy how this Capitalistic Country has convinced us that anyone not overworking themselves and slaving away for a larger corporation is "lazy". We even look down on them. We have ONE life... you think I want to spend it in a tiny windowless office making someone else rich. FUCK THAT. One of my favorite rap albums is 50 Cent's "Get Rich Or Die Tryin". That is exactly my mentality. I rather be broke and happy then a slave to a corporation. You bought that new car.... have fun with that instant gratification. These overpriced material things are just incentives to have you work harder and longer hours.

Think about this... say there is no afterlife. Your going to spend the majority of your life working some job you hate so you can go and buy bullshit to make some other asshole rich? Buy a shirt with a douchebag names on it to prove your bank account is healthy. If what you own is the most interesting and enticing thing about you, I'm sorry.. your personality sucks. If your Facebook profile pic is your car your probably one of these people.

And why are we fed these subliminal messages that we need material BS to be relevant? How else would Capitalism thrive and survive? And Social Media is the perfect platform for Capitalism. The best place to compare yourself to others. Feel horrible about yourself about what you don't own, the lavish parties your not attending, and the vacations filled with yacht champagne popping you cant afford. Or turn on TV and see the Kardashians living a life you will kill for.... while your watching it holding your cable bill complementing if you should cut out DVR to save money.

And we still don't talk about mental health in this country. It's like this secret or  a scarlet letter. We see these people shooting up thousands of people and we jump on gun control. What if this person was mentally ill? I was never taught anything about mental disorders in highschool or college. I had "Health" class. With this new "God" called the internet thrown in to the scheme.... I feel it has thrown off everything we know about mental health. The effect social media and all this texting and "vlogging" has done to us is astronomical... and we don't even realize it because we are too busy texting.

Sorry for any bad grammar or spelling errors... I just type from the dome, my purest thoughts.

- MJ

#MeToo

I''ll tell you who loves this #MeToo Movement... R.Kelly. His whole "sex cult" got swept under the rug. Remember Bill Cosby? He raped half the female population... now you don't hear a peep about him. I saw the friggin "Cosby Show" on TV the other day.

I support this movement but as like with anything it will be exploited. It will turn to a witch hunt, with fake accusations and Thots looking for a quick cash in. These scandalous women doing this will take down the integrity of the whole movement. It's sad. Greed is a nasty nasty thing. And Jealously is even nastier... and what is the fuel to jealousy's fire.... Social Media. Want to feel bad about your life and financial status? Just scroll thru Instagram. And whats sad is those amazing photos of these gorgeous people on yachts popping champagne are staged... Put together by marketing execs. And those people in the pictures are more miserable then you.

This is the age of phony. Couples find out they are pregnant and the first thought they have is what clever way to announce it on Facebook. Bought a new car? Let me post it and throw in a bunch of hashtags.

You can take your filters and your hashtags, shine em up, turn them sideways, and shove em straight up your candy ass!

Life is Hard.

I was working in a office.. shirt and tie all that bullshit. Waiting at the subway, jamming myself in to a overcrowded train, getting the inevitable delay, then showing up 10 minutes late and getting a scolding. Walk over to my windowless office, sit down, open up the PC and scroll thru all my unread e-mails (I refuse to read them on my personal time). Now it's time to work for "The Man" to ensure they make money. Your also adding a hour and a half commute both ways. The office is near colorless.... 50 shades of grey without the S&M.  I know there are a lot harder jobs out there and my heart goes out to you. But when you know what you want to be doing, when you got a dream like MLK Jr., its hard to wake up and accept this as your reality.

You know how many mornings I thought about jumping in front of that train. Not seriously but considering it lol. If I was really going to do it it would be a much more glamorized suicide... a lot more elaborate... I'm pretty sure it would involve sharks after a round of love making with some Native American Women.

This life is hard.... chase your dreams and live broke? Or do soul crushing work that gives you the house and family. But are those people happy? Are the artists happy? Fuck! Who is happy in this world? Legit happy... not drug induced... maybe people who work at Dominos. I'm pretty sure working around that amazing pizza is a better cure for depression then Prozac.


 

R.I.P

Found out I lost a friend to cancer. He honestly was one of the most genuine, kind, unselfish people I have ever met. Young too... not even 40. Didn't even have a chance to get married or have children. I sent a text telling him how good of a person he was and how I was thinking of him and hoped everything was ok..... I realized now it was sent after he died, he never saw it.

I'm not a religious guy. I've seen too much ugly to believe there's a God. If there is he's a unjust, unfair, bastard. We say the good die young. Why? Its like we are making excuses for this "God's" irrational behavior. And to be an atheist feels like you are just throwing in the towel. Life confuses me.

Good Ol' Times

Sometimes you have to go off the grid.... I'm so sick of hearing about Trump, nuclear war, poverty, crime.... I LOVE not having cable. I know I will never have it again in my life... In the future children wont even know what the hell cable television is like VHS'es.

The football playoffs have been surprisingly amazing despite having QB's 90 percent of the nation don't know. That above is my logo when I won fantasy football. I forgot how bad ass it was. So bad ass I might get drunk and get it tattooed on me... then wake up in the morning and regret it for life.

Looking back at this blog there are a plethora of pics that I totally forgot about and are fucking amazing. Let me search...

BAM! There's another! This was when I wrote a script for a Sci-Fy film called "Buggin: The Movie" starring Ving Rhames and former WWF wrestler Ahmed Johnson. No bullshit I actually wrote out scenes for this.... it was much better then that "Sharkando" bullshit.... lets dig deeper...

My backpack in Highschool. 4 of my favorite things combined to one.... Sonic, Harry Potter, The number 10, and Obama. Who the fuck am I kidding... when Obama was elected I was like 37 years old.

Big Dick is Back in Town

I am officially old....

Some Youtube Vlogger (A term I am unsure of) got in trouble for showing a hanging Japanese man in the Suicide Forest (What did he expect? I think the fucking name gives it away... it would be like naming "The Departed" -"Dicaprio catches a bullet in the head" and being surprised by it.

I checked this guys Youtube page and he has 300 million views for very poorly done rap parodies. I'm busting my ass making short films and getting 200 views if I'm lucky. I officially don't understand this new generation. They watch videos of people playing video games and commenting on them, What kind of shit is that? These D-Bag children have gotten too lazy to even push buttons on a controller. Its sickening but I think we need a N.Korea "Fatman"... at least 9/11 shook my ass up to reality.

Also these Youtube Vloggers edit there videos in such a way were they cut out every breath they take... so it is just continuous talking. You little ADD cocksuckas... I played "Final Fantasy 7" for 80 hours and had to READ all the character dialogue. None of these new generational fucks could perform such a feat. And if I'm a "Millennial" what the hell is the term for them?I say we just go with "Cocksuckas".

And I know it comes with age that you hate new music but this new shit is fucking horrible. These rappers are mumbling and talking about "kissing white boys since I was 14". If any rapper said that in the 90's he would be shot. As a child I got "DMX   - It's Dark and Hell is Hot". It had the line, "I got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse"..... Prison worthy today.

And god forbid you hit on a woman.... your the next Harvey Weinstein. I'm not saying hes a innocent good guy but this is turning in to a witch hunt against Straight Males. If JFK and Sinatra were alive today they would be getting life sentences. When did this society get so fucking PC? It's sickening.

I am sick of biting my tongue to try not to offend.... Big Dick is Back in Town

(EDIT: Wow, Ive been angry.. this is a venomous post)

"I, Tonya" Review

I've been hearing a ton about this movie.... mostly praise. Even Oscar talk for Margot Robbie. She is great in the role... proving to be more then a pretty face and blonde bombshell, she has range.

My problem with this film is the script. It's a dark comedy and most of the jokes fall flat or rely simply on profanity. Even the forbidden word, "cunt", gets thrown around so much it loses any impact. Tonya's Mother seems like a character whose dialogue solely consists of various curses to try and shock the audience.

The biggest flaw with this movie is every single character is despicable. They have no redeeming qualities.... they start off as pieces of shit and end as pieces of shit. They try to make Tonya sympathetic mostly by showing her get physically assaulted. It is impactful the first time but after seeing her get hit for the ninth time you become desensitized.  

I remember this incident playing out in real time. The thing I found the most interesting was the contrast between Tonya Harding (white trash, tough upbringing) and Nancy Kerrigan (americas princess, Snow White). This dichotomy to me was the most interesting part of this whole debacle. It was disappointing that Kerrigan appears for about 5 minutes total in the whole film.

They also break the fourth wall a ton in this movie and speak directly to the audience. It kind of feel very Scorsese-ish.... "Wolf of Wall Street" even. I don't feel it worked.

I will give this film a 1.5 out of 4 stars.... very disappointing.