Google Yourself

What do you get when you "Google Image Search" yourself?

Tha Metz

Watching Kate Hudson on "Inside the Actors Studio". She is pretty cool... her "dad" is friggin Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell is the man. Heres something I found pretty funny which I bet you didn't know. Kate used to date world renowned super villian of the New York Yankees, A-Fraud, A-Roid, Gay-Rod, Alex-Never Be Jeter-Rodriguez. Anyway she has a brother named "Boston". Isn't that ironic. The 2 main reasons the Yankees won the World Series is because of Kate Hudson and Matsui, and now they are both gone. I hear the Mets are going to be really good this year. Actually I didn't fucking hear that. I heard they are going to fucking suck. They should change their name to "Tha Metz" and embrace a new urban "thug" image. You might beat them but they are going to fight you... maybe shank you.

Nightmare Factory

Actors

Acting with James Franco Episode 2: "Green Screen" from James Franco

There are 2 actors I think are poised to break out and have Oscar worthy performances. One is James Franco and the other is Mos Def. Both have an undeniable charisma and seem to take their craft very seriously. I remember reading a Franco interview where he was cast in Freaks and Geeks and how he prepared for the role. He traveled across country to the writers old high school and spent a couple of days there. The weird thing is none of this was known or even suggested by the writer. Right now he's doing soap operas on "General Hospital". Why? No one knows for certain. There's a rumor its for some film project but he claims its just for the experience. Supposedly someone said soap-operas are really hard to do and he decided to try it... Oh and his character is named Franco.. real original.

As for Mos Def he is just an awesome character actor. If given the right role I feel he will impress a LOT of people. I get a Jamie Foxx vibe from him and he just needs that "Ray" role to really break out. I would invest in either one of these guys.

DJ Pauly D

HA HA HA HA! So I wanted to see if this DJ Pauly D from "Jersey Shore" was an actual DJ and found this video online. He is the WORST DJ I have ever heard and has no sense of sound whats so ever. Is this is DJ'ing then apparently when I'm drunk playing with a soundboard... I'm DJ'ing. I'm saying this kid really knows what he's doing and is a comedic genius or he really is this fucking dumb.

Pauly D

This kid is a comedic genius and he doesn't even know it.

Textin Tiger

So apparently Tiger Woods text messaged one of his hoes the line, "You are wrong I'm Bone Thugs in Harmon." Huh? Is Tiger a big Bone Thugs -N- Harmony fan, and did he purposely spell it wrong to make himself seem more Asian. Reading his texts Tiger seems to have a problem with being black. Here are some of his best texts...

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid (NOTE: I hate when Tiger randomly texts me this)

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (NOTE: I hate when he sends me this too)

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)

Russell Grant

Well I know what I'm getting for Christmas... Not that I own a Nintendo DS but that doesn't mean I cant support my favorite Astrologist Russell Grant.