Monday, February 11, 2019

Snapchat Puppy Filter




Todays society is all about trying to achieve perfection ,or to giving the impression your shit don't stink. Or it smells like the "good" Febreeze ....only one of the scents is acceptable... that being their " Basketball Swamp Ass" 


Social Media is a perfect platform to create an “image”. Instagram is basically the shitty Matrix... something our  grandkids will laugh at us for using. Everyone has essentially become a promoter; the brand being themself. In this “perfect world” when someone makes a mistake, instead of giving them a second chance or a shot at redemption... they are just erased. Re-write history or simply pretend they never existed. Society no longer wants to see any ugly. This world was built on death, broken backs, racism, tears, and entitlement. We can pretend this was fantasy or we can learn from our past, help our present, and change our future. I don't like this current world...  Freedom of Speech is dead. Your career and life can be ruined by a ten year old tweet.  We are doing modern day witchunts again... burning them on the keyboard.

The internet was cut toddler who didn't really do much but lag and chatter once in a blue. Then it is teenage years we were Instant Messaging each other, Putting up shitty MySpace raps, and pretending to be carpet munchers in those Lesbian Chatrooms. A/S/L?

Those Snapchat Dog Filters. What in the bluest hell is that. I wondered why on my tinder.... I mean "Linked-In", every girl I saw a puppy dog. Why would they want to look like this with a big slobbering tongue hanging out. What also weird was these girls would look much better then in person... I felt a weird sensation looking at the pics as my penis got erect. Was I a zoophiliac?! A beastialic?! No! I was snapchat brainwashed like the rest you a Half n Eggers! That filter makes your face thinner, your eyes wider, sparkly, and gives you a huge ass tongue most likely for balls licking. No wonder so many dudes find that filter hot... it is programmed to make us get the blood pumping to our peeshie.  If your are over the age of thirty and have a pic of you as a puppy you should Google, "How to Tie a Noose with a Kate Spade Scarf"




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