KEEP AMERICA GREAT! TRUMP 2020 (keep digging that hole)

 Deep down, as much as you dread it, you know......

Trump is going to get re-elected.

I already see flags in my neighborhood saying "Trump 2020 : Keep America Great". And mind you I love in Queens Fucking New York! The Melting Pot of the World.

Is Trump a sociopath narcissist? Absolutely. Should he not be president? Absolutely. But you know who will not de-throne him? The 20 idiotic Democratics on stage looking like some bootleg ass Spelling Bee. I LOVE Bernie Sanders. He was who I wanted to be president last election.... Now? Ehhhh... He looks like he has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. DiBlasio? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ask any New Yorker if they want Tall Bill as president and I bet you get the same response. Its not that I hate him...but if you presented most people with the option to push a button to never see him again? Di-Blasi-Gone.

Lets look at the Ukraine. A comedian on a sitcom who played a teacher who ran for president and won.... became the fucking president! And his campaign was that people liked his fictional presidential character and wanted to make that a reality. When I first heard that, I thought it was insanity.... then I thought of Trump. That is minor league compared to our pussy grabber. BTW: The image above is inspired by the legendary film "They Live" starring the thespian "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Directed by the great John Carpenter. No bullshit its one of my favorite movies ever and with todays climate its getting a ton of fraction.... Its not on Netflix but I hear about these things called Torentz?!

The Bare Burger (Vegan, LBGTQ Friendly, average Burger Joint)

 

 Their logo "Bear" is definitely involved in sex trafficking. He looks like a Dr.Seuss drawing gone wrong."

I’m eating at a burger joint thats trendy and think’s its more important the to the planet earth than it is. Plastered on every menu and free wall space is propaganda saying how they use the freshest beef. Cows that were fed with the finest food, didn’t get their utters pulled without consent, and book read every night before being tucked in. Basically a much better childhood then I had. Ok fuck it… I was at Bareburger. A pretentious upscaled overpriced upscale White Castle that doesn’t taste as good. Oh your Vegan friendly? Go fuck your mother. If your going to a burger joint to eat Vegan shit just fuck off. Eat your mix of cauliflower, mushrooms, lettuce, and kale while you watch me eat raw beef that bleeds every time I take a bite.

I love how most of these Vegans are Atheist but care so much how animals are treated while genocide is happening in Africa. “You believe in nothing Lebowski!” These are the same people who haven’t removed their Vote for Hillary bumper stickers. I’m no Trump fan but research Hillary and she has a lot of blood on her hands. Picking between Trump and Hillary was like choosing between AIDS and Cancer.

Sorry my ADHD took my brain controls. (Apparently the term ADD is now extinct) I’m sitting alone at the bare (I’m and only child) eating a burger. Besides me are two of the most generic corporate caucasian crackers I have ever seen in my life. One of them does not say a single word as the other rambles on and on about his job; “Christina is great at her job but she was too overqualified. She was great at bankroll and accounts payable…. I like making six figures but for the blah blah blah!” Holy Fuck! They might as well have been speaking Chinese. This is literally all I heard them talk about. It me me so angry I wanted to grab the one kid and make him bite the curb. I thought to myself, If I ever sit in a Bareburger dressed in my finest dress shirt from J.C. Penny talking about this soulless bullshit please just kill me. I wanted to kill both these guys and then kill myself. While they were having this “conversation” I could literally hear their souls dying. These dorks made me embarrassed to be white… they probably dont even know Nipsey Hussle died. They were Four-O-ONE-GAY! I just thought of that… comedic genius.

As a white guy why do I feel like I’m in “Get out” when I go to these rich suburbs? You know why in the hood they call it “Soul Food”? Because they haven’t lost their god damn souls to capitalism.