Top News Stories of 2008

http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/27/mechaphiliac-admits-to-having-sex-with-1-000-cars/


What? This guy is not attracted to humans anymore.. only cars. He has had sex with 1,000 cars. Huh? How do you have sex with a car? Do you stick your dick in the gas tank?



http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080508_tj_pothead.df5885e1.html

Here's another story that's not short on crazy. Some teenagers dug out the corpse of a 11 year old child and converted the skull into a bong. Nice.



http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

Then there was this... jeez, what the fuck is that?! This monster that washed up on a beach in Montauk. Thank god its dead whatever it is. Too ugly to live.



http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=4984659

Then there's this guy who plowed his car into a bicycle race. The pic in the article is one of the coolest photos of the year.



http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=115369&catid=15

Then this idiot who called 911 twice because Subway wasn't making his sandwiches right.




http://guanabee.com/2008/09/woman-dressed-as-cow-makes-bes.php

Heres a huge black woman who pissed on her neighbors porch while dressed as a cow... complete with an amazing mugshot.