WEIRDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!The above image is what you get when you do a google image search of the word "weird". Is that thing weird? Kind of....but not as weird as these people we are going to talk about! Remeber now kiddies, this is all true.
BTW: Let me adress this quickly...9 Taco Bells have closed for making people sick....Duh?! You didn't know Taco Bell makes you sick? Its a common fact like the sky is blue! Anway...lets begin...
BIZAARE!!!!
First up is 64 year old Thai Ngoc. What makes him so bizaare is that he has not slept since 1973. This guy is like the exact oppsite of me. He is a Vietmanese farmer and has not slept for 11,700 consecutive nights. His dream is to have a dream....Hey, that was pretty good. I want to hang out with this guy and party all night, hes probably big into Meth.
WEIRDER!
See that guy...his name is Sanju Bhagat and he is pregnant. He said he felt very self concious his whole life of his big belly. Well, no shit! Look how skinny his arms are and look how big his belly is. Just looking at him it is very apparent that he's: A.) A big drinker, or B.) Pregnant. Yup its true...this guy was pregant...with his twin! Ewwww! The doctor cut open his stomach and a bunch of fluid dripped out, and then...
"He just put his hand inside and he said there are a lot of bones inside," she said. "First, one limb came out, then another limb came out. Then some part of genitalia, then some part of hair, some limbs, jaws, limbs, hair."
Inside Bhagat's stomach was a strange, half-formed creature that had feet and hands that were very developed. Its fingernails were quite long.
Inside Bhagat's stomach was a strange, half-formed creature that had feet and hands that were very developed. Its fingernails were quite long.
WTF?! It was his mutated twin living in his stomach! That is the sickest shit I've ever read. Wow, thats certainly going to make you sicker then any Taco Bell.
Well thats it for now...don't worry tho, there are plenty more weird people out there.
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