Thing I'm most afraid of in the world...
You see that pic of that parasite up above. That is the single most scariest creature in the world. It's name is the candiru, and there isn't one male in the world who shouldn't be petrified of it. It is the one creature that can give a man more pain then having to give birth. (I can only assume....the only man that has given birth is Arnold Schwazzenegger)
So why am I so afraid of this little tadpole looking thing? Well let me give you a sample from it's Wikipedia Definition:
It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis—and deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation. As the fish locates its host by following the water flow from the gills to its source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru "homing in" on a human urethra
WHAT?! This little thing will be attracted by your urine, and then swim into your dick hole, and then up inside you, and then it releases fucking spikes?! What kind of godless planet is this where such a creature can exist! And another funny thing is that the natives refer to it as the Willie Fish...Ha Ha Ha! Oh how those Amazonians love there penis jokes! And if the thing is too big for your penis it will travel up your ass...I'm sure some guys would love that....I heard Lance Bass has a fish tank full of them in his house.
Oh but it only gets better! See I have found a video of a guy who actually had this thing swim up into his dick. The re-enactment in this video is priceless! Listen to his warnings and dont pee wherever you please!
Wow! Sucks to be that guy. And for my final link, here is some additional info on this wonderful little creature.
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