6.09.07

Ahoy Mateys! MJ here, reporting live from Hollywood, Florida. I guess I really should comment on this seeing as I haven't seen coverage like this since OJ Simpson didn't kill his wife. I was actually watching the breaking news of Paris getting released with my Grandpa, who is full Italian, real old school, and a real hard ass. I will now recount what it was like watching it with him...

He stares at the TV angrily, "Who cares about this whore?!" He then watches as she leaves the police car..."How does the hell dos she have hair?!" I look at him with a bewildered look, thinking he might have just lost his mind. "I thought she shaved her head bald?" Oh now I get it, he confused her with Britney Spears. My grandpa then begins rambling how society is shit now. He then claims if he had a button to "destroy all the planets, people and everything he would push it and let it all restart". He says this and gives me a very serious look and tells me he's not joking. He sits back and thinks about it for a second, before making an adjustment, "Actually I would let the animals live, cause they don't bother anyone." Holy shit! My Grandpa is exactly like Tony Soprano. He even refuses to watch the Belmont Stakes horse race because he is afraid to see the horse fall and get hurt. But he says he doesn't give a damn about the horse rider.

Ok so Paris is now back in jail. This is really crazy...she yelled out, "I don't deserve this!" HA HA HA! This is so crazy I can't believe some Hollywood writer didn't put this together.

Tomorrow is the Sopranos season finale. Boy, am I amped. I actually just found out yesterday that just about the whole cast is having a viewing party at this casino like 5 blocks away from my place in Florida. I went to try and get tickets but was told, "High rollers only". WOW. They obviously do not know how I roll.

Awesome. I got to wake up at 5 in the morning and get to the airport and on a plane. Joy. I figure that the terrorists usually sleep late into the afternoon, so I should be pretty safe.

Heres looking at you kid...