Myths

Crazy things people have sworn to me were true:

-Horses that lose races are turned into glue
-McDonald's burger meat is made from meal worms
-Yaggermeister is made from deers blood
-Rotten meat can form maggots without a fly planting the eggs
-Cats steal baby's breath
-"El Duque" played baseball with Fidel Castro
-Richard Gere shoved a gerbal up his ass
-Lil Kim has her stomach pumped for semen
-Lance Bass is gay
- If you flash your car lights at someone with them off, they will follow and kill you to get initiated into a gang
-There is a dancing ghost statue in the cemetery in my neighborhood
-Dr. Frankenstein is buried there too
-The chicken at the Chinese place is actually cat
-AIDS spread to humans from a black guy fucking a gorilla