4.4.07

Spring Break & Boobies
You might have seen "Spring Break" on television. You probably think its all girls flashing boobies and making out...and dancing and drinking, and partying like Roman kings! Your fucking wrong bucko! Spring Break isn't nearly as glamorous as it is portrayed on television. Does waking up covered in your own urine, at 5 in the afternoon, not knowing what day it is glamorous? Is eating 3 day old Domino's pizza every day glamorous? Is it glamorous that I can't even get it up anymore?! Huh? No but seriously...this spring break hasn't been so great thus far. Thank god I got my New York Mets playing again. I really should have planned a vacation or something. Enuff of that tho....I used the word earlier, and I think its my favorite word right now....and that word is BOOBIES! This is such a great word...its so much classier then saying, "Look at the tits on her!" Now there are many different terms you can use to call a girls breasts...Boobies is still my favorite tho....Here are what breasts were called over the years.....



OTHER NAMES FOR BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!

1930s: boobies, fried eggs, knobs, knockers, the twins
1940s: balloons, boobs, maracas, pair
1950s: cans, jugs, lungs, melons, bazooms, TNT (two nifty tits), gazongas, goonas, snorbs, hooters, wallopies, nay nays, milk bar, shock absorbers
1960s: baby bumpers, bazookas, funsacks, rack, chabobs, chichibangas, credentials, nice pair of eyes, tremblers
1970s: honkers, mammaries, bazongas, chalubbies, dangleberries, glands, tit lottery (beauty contest)
1980s: tatas, flight deck, handles, balangas, bazoombas, num-nums, bongos, top set
1990s: fuck udders, puppies, rib cushions, shoulder boulders, chebs, chest flesh, ditties, fleshy bagpipes, nards, nugs, willets


LoL...ok there are a few good ones there... TNT (two nifty tits), nay nays, credentials....