1.Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
2. Say, did we go to different schools together?
3.What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
4. You probably taken a shower before, but have you ever tried a "golden" one?
5. You know what I like about you? My arms.
6. You had me at "Hello".
7. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
8. Lingual is not the only thing I'm "Bi" in. (wink)
9. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
10.I know a church where we could go and talk.
Ok...maybe the last four were from a site called, "Christian pick-up lines," but they still work.
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