Why do the Veterans have their own holiday?! Ok, its cool that they help sick animals and all, but "Memorial Day"...c'mon! Just kidding...I'm not that stupid. I know Memorial Day is when the veterans break into your house, eat cookies, and leave gifts. But what people forget during all these festivities is the true reason we celebrate Memorial Day...and that is the birth of Baby Jesus. Because it was the Three Veterans who saw the Star of David and brought Jesus the gifts of incest. Ok...I'm not going to lie...I don't know what the fuck this holiday is about and how one is suppose to celebrate it.
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