4.21.07

1 Day until....
EARTH DAY!

Now I present to you the "Official" Earth Day Song (dont hold me accountable, I didn't make this up):

"Oh Earth, you are a planet,
But they ruin you, God dammit!
You are the best fucking planet,
If you were a black women you would be named Janet,
If you were a women I would take you out for dinner,
Then we could adopt Asian children,
Maybe we'll kiss like the French,
and I'll "accidently" finger your butthole,
But you can also be a bad mommy,
like killing those dudes with the Tsunami,
But at least you don't shoot up schools,
cause that just ain't cool,
You feel more natural then pregnant girl porn,
And New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits,
but Chinese food makes me sick."