Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Curling is the Shit.







I can't front... Curling is the shit. It might be my favorite sport in the Winter Olympics... even more exciting then these guys doing 450 degree spins on snowboards. Did you see that kid Red win the Gold Medal for snowboarding? He must've audibly said "Fuck" about 50 times. I loved it. I could picture the NBC execs losing their shit with this 17 year old dropping the F-Bomb like it was going out of style.

"Black Panther" is coming out. I'm pretty sure if you don't like that movie your racist. Reviews for it have been amazing... the only super-hero films I enjoy are ones that take risks, "Logan" and "Deadpool". The first "Guardians of the Galaxy" was good too. This movie doesn't seem like a paint by numbers super hero flick with all the normal tropes... I think it might actually be really good. The box office projections seems EXTREMELY high to me... it would be great for everyone involved to hit them but they have set mighty high expectations for this film... could be the kiss of death.

Friday, February 09, 2018

Things that Piss Me Off





When a fucking computer asks me to verify that I am a human and not a computer.
You got some balls Computer! And then they make you find a word in some weird ass font which I get incorrect 90 percent of the time.... Exactly what you see above. God only knows what that word is suppose to say... and to make it harder this Computer douchebag spilled ink all over it. This is something that PISSES ME OFF!

Thursday, February 08, 2018

Broke People are Happier



I sit back and wonder. What is happiness. Does one need money to be happy? I talk to my grandparents and they say they were happiest during the "Great Depression" when they didn't have a pot to piss in. I was told back then there was no such thing "as being bored". You were constantly at work or being mischievous. These kids were 11 years old selling newspaper.

I look at poor communities and I notice unity. A strong sense of neighborhood filled with cook outs and block parties. I feel poverty actually brings us closer together. When we are all sailing in the shitty boat it gets rid of judgement. We are not comparing how big your house is or how new your car is... Capitalism is killing this country. And we have elected the human embodiment of capitalism and greed as President.

Money doesn't buy happiness. I know its cliche but it's true. I've been in the richest neighborhoods and seen the loneliest most miserable people. I've been in poor neighborhoods and seen people having the time of their lives.

I think money creates a class system. "Rich" people do not want to associate with "Poor" and have this feeling "Poor" are mooching off the government and somehow taking their money.

It's crazy how this Capitalistic Country has convinced us that anyone not overworking themselves and slaving away for a larger corporation is "lazy". We even look down on them. We have ONE life... you think I want to spend it in a tiny windowless office making someone else rich. FUCK THAT. One of my favorite rap albums is 50 Cent's "Get Rich Or Die Tryin". That is exactly my mentality. I rather be broke and happy then a slave to a corporation. You bought that new car.... have fun with that instant gratification. These overpriced material things are just incentives to have you work harder and longer hours.

Think about this... say there is no afterlife. Your going to spend the majority of your life working some job you hate so you can go and buy bullshit to make some other asshole rich? Buy a shirt with a douchebag names on it to prove your bank account is healthy. If what you own is the most interesting and enticing thing about you, I'm sorry.. your personality sucks. If your Facebook profile pic is your car your probably one of these people.

And why are we fed these subliminal messages that we need material BS to be relevant? How else would Capitalism thrive and survive? And Social Media is the perfect platform for Capitalism. The best place to compare yourself to others. Feel horrible about yourself about what you don't own, the lavish parties your not attending, and the vacations filled with yacht champagne popping you cant afford. Or turn on TV and see the Kardashians living a life you will kill for.... while your watching it holding your cable bill complementing if you should cut out DVR to save money.

And we still don't talk about mental health in this country. It's like this secret or  a scarlet letter. We see these people shooting up thousands of people and we jump on gun control. What if this person was mentally ill? I was never taught anything about mental disorders in highschool or college. I had "Health" class. With this new "God" called the internet thrown in to the scheme.... I feel it has thrown off everything we know about mental health. The effect social media and all this texting and "vlogging" has done to us is astronomical... and we don't even realize it because we are too busy texting.

Sorry for any bad grammar or spelling errors... I just type from the dome, my purest thoughts.

- MJ


Saturday, February 03, 2018

#MeToo



I''ll tell you who loves this #MeToo Movement... R.Kelly. His whole "sex cult" got swept under the rug. Remember Bill Cosby? He raped half the female population... now you don't hear a peep about him. I saw the friggin "Cosby Show" on TV the other day.

I support this movement but as like with anything it will be exploited. It will turn to a witch hunt, with fake accusations and Thots looking for a quick cash in. These scandalous women doing this will take down the integrity of the whole movement. It's sad. Greed is a nasty nasty thing. And Jealously is even nastier... and what is the fuel to jealousy's fire.... Social Media. Want to feel bad about your life and financial status? Just scroll thru Instagram. And whats sad is those amazing photos of these gorgeous people on yachts popping champagne are staged... Put together by marketing execs. And those people in the pictures are more miserable then you.

This is the age of phony. Couples find out they are pregnant and the first thought they have is what clever way to announce it on Facebook. Bought a new car? Let me post it and throw in a bunch of hashtags.

You can take your filters and your hashtags, shine em up, turn them sideways, and shove em straight up your candy ass!