Monday, September 29, 2008

Bee Movie





No one can deny that "Seinfeld" is one of the greatest, if not the greatest show ever. When the show ended Jerry Seinfeld went into hiding. Doing hardly no television or movie work. What was he doing? Working on a script for a film he always wanted to make. That film you ask? "Bee Movie". Holy shit... does this movie suck. It sucks so bad it almost worth seeing. Had Jerry Seinfeld not been Jerry Seinfeld from the show "Seinfeld", every Hollywood executive would have wiped their ass with this script.

Whats the story? A bee sees humans taking honey from them.... so he decides to sue the human race, and uses his human "girlfriend" to help him. Did I mention he can talk english and no human seems to be weirded out by this.  He goes to court and talks to the humans, defending himself.... when hes not at court, he hangs out at this human womans house. Her human boyfriend begins to become very jealous of him and their is this whole beastality thing.... is human/insect sex beastality?

The movies tone is very angry and bitter. It really feels like Jerry Seinfeld is really pissed about our treatment to bees. Like this is a major issue that needs to be addressed. We are overworking bees for money. The bee also has beef with Ray Liotta and Sting. Sting for using a nickname associated with bees and Ray Liotta for umm... being a bad actor? So long story short the bees win the case, stop making honey, get bored and realize they like working. Fuck this movie... avoid at all costs.


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