Thursday, October 02, 2008

Movie Week courtesy of the Jews

I have off this whole week thanks to the Jews. Yessir.. cause of the Jews. So this has allowed me to watch movies like a fucking mad man and not change out of my pajamas. I'll have some more reviews coming but heres two of them...



RAMBO

Amazing. The HGH has done wonders for Stallone, making him the size of a bear, and actually making it believable when he rips someone's throat out with his bare hands. This movie makes Blood Diamond feel like Sesame Street. Villages get burned, women raped, babies thrown into fire, and children shot at point blank. It really holds no punches, and the sad part is this shit is really happening in Darfur. So Rambo comes and kills about 400 people and then leaves. The storyline is an after thought, but it somehow works. It doesn't feel epic like the other Rambo's, as Rambo never really suffers. He is in full control through out. He isn't captured or tortured. However, it is much more realistic then the previous entrys. Its not going to win the Oscar but it is incredibly enjoyable.


THE FOOT FIST WAY

This was pretty good. This is the low budget comedy that became the darling of Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. It stars Danny McBride who even landed himself a role in Pineapple Express cause of this. This movie is very enjoyable... wehn your watching it you realize the acting pretty much sucks, and the camerawork looks like its done by a first year student. Its low budget, but that adds to its charm. Its one of the better comedies I've seen in a while. Some of the lines are over the top like Will Ferrell but they are delivered very subtle and realistic. Picture the characters from say Anchorman... if they were really functioning in a real world and were toned down. This is why its so refreshing. I would definetly recommend this film. Its not great, but its very good.

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