10.8.08

I don't watch the presidental debate. I feel that the candidates don't answer the questions that are really important and relevant to me. Who gives a damn about this thing called economy, it sucks I get it already. Questions need to be asked like...

"Is professional wrestling real?"

"What dinosaur would win in a fight?"

"What offseason moves should the Mets make?"

"Has work begun on a sequel to the Method Man/Redman classic "How High"?"

"How come the Teenage Ninja Turtles only wear a trench coat on city streets, yet no one can recognize them."