Ali versus Fraiser. Tyson versus Bowe. Johnson versus Bird. Hogan vs. Andre. RAPTOR VERSUS FUCKIN' T-REX! Yessir, the fight of the millennium is here! Tomorrow at 10 PM on the History Channel... on "Jurassic Fight Club", the two best dinosaurs will finally meet in a battle to the death. This blog here is you source for all the coverage of this epic battle.
Many people have asked who would win this fight? In order to make a educated prediction, we must analyze both their strengths and weaknesses. First off, it is very obvious that the T-Rex has the power, height, and weight advantage. However, the raptor is a much quicker creature and a lot smarter. Did you know that a raptor knows how to open a fuckin' door?! It knows how to turn the knob and open the door. Thats amazing! I'm a human being and even I can't get that right every time. The T-Rex also has baby arms, arms that disabled it from enjoying its Newport Lights. Its arms are evolutions biggest practical joke, and all it can really do is dive at you with his big jaw. What I predict is for the raptor to actually climb up the back of the T-Rex and to attack its neck. The beginning of the fight will probably be the T-rex taking some big bites with the raptor dodging. This game of cat and mouse will continue until the T-Rex is tired, and then the raptor will make its move up the back and two the neck. Lets look at the tale of the tape....
T- REX
Length: 40 feet
Height: 15-20 feet
Weight: 5 to 7 tons
RAPTOR
Length: 5 to 6 feet
Height: 3 feet tall
Weight: 15 to 33 pounds
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