Staple Gun

Had a crazy dream... I got into a fight with some thug and somehow a staple gun got involved. He got some shots in on me but it ended when I stapled his face 6 times. I then went to the hospital to get staples removed from my arm while having an akward conversation with the doctor. This dream got me to thinking... Why havent ive seen this in a horror film yet? What is worse then picking fucking staples out of your face. I remember this wrestler New Jack who would staple dollar bills to opponents foreheads... He was awesome.