By Michael Johnston
This is why I think Voicemails suck. Take that back. Voicemails are the single worst thing in human existence... even worse then mosquitoes and Draculas. Name one person you know who enjoys checking their voicemails.... You can't... Doesn't exist. Listening to your voicemails is like taking a 3 minute S.A.T..
But why? There is simply too much time for preparation. The women talks and re-tells you the same exact number you fucking dialed seconds ago... Number by slow, excruciating, number. Thanks for re-telling me the number I just fucking dialed Beatrice! By the time you can finally talk its been like 3 minutes. When your words come out, it is so rehearsed and thought out it seems like your reading off a cue card. The President prepares less for his speeches.
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