Thursday, March 04, 2010

Ask Sonic






Dear Sonic,

I was at my local flea market and I stumbled across this backpack? Care to explain?





Love,
Timmy
West Virginia



SONIC: Fuck... I knew that shit would come back to haunt me. You know you got a drug problem when your bootlegging your own god damn shit to get a fix. I was shocked that I'm not that big of a seller no mores... so I added the two things kids love most in this world... Harry Potter and Obama. I had to stop selling them shits cause some gook kids got seizures watching it in motion because of all the colors. God damn was I high when I made that shit.



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