Its the newest dance craze and its actually quite simple.
First off you need a LARGE pair of Aviator sunglasses.... you also MUST be holding a cell phone at ALL TIMES in your right hand.
Next you got to be spastic. You GOTS TO BE.
Now the most important step.... make like you are riding an invisible motorcycle. Now pretend you are still riding that motorcycle but you are doing so while standing up, have no idea which handle is the break or gas, and that you are mildly retarded.
Almost there... now maintain a smug jackass smirk the whole time.
FINAL STEP! Make sure to have Ving Rhames near-by to fan you with his fedora.
Now your doing "The Tom Cruise".
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