Monday, December 18, 2017

I'm Back Beatrices!



Jesus H. Christ! My last post was in 2010 and it was about Brett Favre showing his penis sexting.
You know how much more important shit has happened since then? A BLACK guy became president... and then the next president was a WOMAN! Just kidding... she lost to a egomaniac sociopathic Reality TV Star... Thats right... Mike "The Situation" is now our President.

What else.... Oh yeah everyone in Hollywood is a sexual deviant. Apparently masterbating in front of unwilling women is the new cool thing to do.... it has replaced "planking", "the ice bucket challenge" and that "mannequin" bullshit.

Oh get this too... Bruce Jenner is now a woman! And he was even named "Woman Of The Year" when basically all he/she did was chop of his peeshadeel (spellcheck that one motherfucker!)

The world is basically fucked... We got these guys called ISIS... I'm not a fan. Also these Koreans are no good. Not the Southern Koreans who do my dry cleaning... Im talking about the ones to the North. Oh no I'm racising again... thats not really cool in todays PC age. Being a straight white male is basically the WORST thing you can be.

I've been making "comedic" videos on this thing called Jewtube... The only PC thing about me is my Compaq Presario. They border on smut/scat porn.... Be sure to check them out.

www.youtube.com/pitstopent

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