Sunday, December 24, 2006

Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Twas' the night before Christmas,
and while in his house,
Richard Gere gave up on the gerbal, and tubed in a mouse,
The stockings were hung (like me) delicately with care,
and Princess Diana jokes, echoed the air,
The children were nustled all snug in their beds,
While Michael Jackson, tried to teach them to give head,
And for all those people, asking for miracles from above,
God gave us his greatest gift, and it was called "Flavor of Love".

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