Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Easter




My religious prowess might not be the best, as my catholic school teachings have become fuzzy and my knowledge of religion primarily comes from "God vs. Satan" on the History Channel.... BUT.... isn't Easter the day Jesus essentially became a zombie? So then why in the hell is it all about eggs and bunnies? Who thought of this shit?

Well thanks to the power of the Google we now finally know the answer... it came from the Germans and is basically the same shit as Santa. You leave a basket out at night and a human form rabbit comes and if you been good, gives you his unborn children. And if you were bad? He sends you a link to "2 Girls 1 Cup" via e-mail.

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