Sunday, December 27, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tha Metz
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Actors
DJ Pauly D
HA HA HA HA! So I wanted to see if this DJ Pauly D from "Jersey Shore" was an actual DJ and found this video online. He is the WORST DJ I have ever heard and has no sense of sound whats so ever. Is this is DJ'ing then apparently when I'm drunk playing with a soundboard... I'm DJ'ing. I'm saying this kid really knows what he's doing and is a comedic genius or he really is this fucking dumb.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Textin Tiger
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid (NOTE: I hate when Tiger randomly texts me this)
Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
Tiger: send me something very naughty (NOTE: I hate when he sends me this too)
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Russell Grant
Monday, December 14, 2009
Media Paper
You see it everywhere you look. Americans walking in a hypnotic state with eyes locked on their cell phones. People walking down the street yelling at nothing with a blue-tooth device in their ear. Someone struggling to steer their car, barely staying in their lane, while trying to text message the very important and urgent question of, “Wat R U Doing 2Nite?” People spending hours upon hours watching a man getting hit in the testicals on Youtube. A kid who’s day mostly consists of shooting people to death in his favorite video game; and the rest is spent watching people getting shot on the television. What is technology doing to this country? Between the television and the internet, most children are exposed to just about everything by the age of 14. There is no more need for the “The Birds & The Bees” talk, when the child has already probably seen “The Girl & The 4 Guys”. What long term effect is all this having on our psyches? It physically has also effected us as America is the most obese nation with exercise and activity at an all time low. How has this advancement in technology effected the way people form relationships and interact with other humans. Has it de-humanized us? Has it negatively effected our attention spans, diagnosing America with A.D.D.? In this paper I will examine these topics and really examine what technology is doing to this country. Besides for all the positives that come with it, what are the negatives?
OUTRO:
So has technology led this country to be a bunch of obese, lazy, violent, A-D-D infected, ignorant, perverts? Some might say yes. Others might say it has expanded our life spans, helped our communication, and provided us with a vast wealth of knowledge. I feel the key is to find a good middle ground in your use of technology and the media. Don’t let your world be consumed by gizmos and gadgets and other words starting with “G” that mean the same. Don’t forget that you are human and humans need interaction with each other. Maybe instead of listening to your iPod or checking e-mails on your blackberry, strike up a conversation with that stranger sitting next to you on the bus. They usually don’t bite. Don’t forget to live in the here and the now. Live in a world of mountains, tree’s, and blue skies… not a world of wires, controllers, and blue tooth’s.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Pineapple Express
Friday, December 11, 2009
Yahoo Ad
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Fixing The N.B.A
STAR WARS NEW ERA CAPS
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Untitled
-I have two new pet lizards and I would love to tell you their names but I'm sure it would offend some fragile folk out there. One is named after a racial slur for the Chinese and the other is named after a very well known terrorist. I kid... I change their names every day. One is big and one is tiny. Yesterday they were "Christopher Wallace" and "Sean Combs". Today they were "That Fat Kardashian" and "Lamar Odom".