6.15.09

Wow. Its much better to piss in a fake golf club and carry it around for 18 holes then to just piss in the bushes for a couple of seconds and be done with it. It doesnt look suspicious when a gold club is hanging from your dick with a towel over it. What if a friend doesnt realize its a golf club filled with piss and uses it and swings for the fences. It would then pop open releasing urine all over the golfer...actually this might be a really good product after all.