Tuesday, June 09, 2009

6.9.09



Man... the details around Da
vid Carradine's death just keep getting stranger and stranger. When I first head the news I had no idea who the hell he was. Then I saw a pic of him and realized he was the guy from "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues" which was aired 24-7 in reruns on TNT. What I didn't know about Mr.David is that he was a sexual deviant. There is no other word to describe him.... when you are found hanging dead tied up wearing fishnet stocking and a wig while a rope is tightly around your Johnson you might just be a sexual deviant. That is going to be my new stand up comedy routine... I'm going to be like that guy who does the "you might be a redneck if..." but mine is going to be, "you might be a sexual deviant if...". "You might be a sexual deviant if you have watched and appeared on "To Catch a Predator" on the same day."

Anyway new details are emerging, and Mr.David certainly knew how to party....

"TMZ reports seeing what appears to be fishnet stockings covering the body and red women's lingerie on the bed. And the man purported to be Carradine may have been wearing a dark wig."

Ifyouaregaysaywhat?! His ex wife also said there was an evil dark side to him... and that he also may have been banging his daughter or niece. Wow this guy was truly fucked up. What I dont understand is why were his hands tied above his heads when he obviously intended to jerk off? If both hands were tied his head how did he manage to tie a noose around his neck and a rope tightly around his penis. Maybe there is some validity to the claim that he was murdered by a group of underground kung fu ninjas.... ninjas who kill someone and then tie up their genitals and dress them up as a woman. What the fuck kind of ninjas are this?! I thought ninjas threw smoke bombs and shit, not this S&M shit. Here is a pic from the scene of the crime... apparently not one but two Easter Bunny's were there and a Oompa Loompa.





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