Tonsils Day 1

Welcome to hell on earth... one of the worst nights of my life. I projected bloody vomit twice... one was a combo of chicken noodle soup and blood which i barely made into the blood. I also had a fever, the shakes, and at one point slight convulsions. I was convinced at this point that due to lack of eating and blood loss I was going to faint. That was day 1... today is a new day of "The Exorcist 4: The Devil comes to Queens"

If someone asks me what getting your tonsils out when your older is like then I will encourage them to watch "Trainspotting". I was ready to climb up the wall at one point last night.

I know some people (like my myself before) are asking how this is not awesome.. you sit at home eating ice cream, watching movies, and eating loads of vics. Number one you dont eat ice cream you eat sherbet, and every single thing you eat tastes wet cardboard. Second off your so fucked up you cant pay attention to no movie, and the vics just allow you to feel somewhat normal.

Now for the REALLY bad news... the effect the lost of the tonsils will have on my future. My voice has gone up a couple of octives so I sound like Michael Jackson now. Also, without the tonsils it is physically  impossible for me to pronounce the word "cunt". And worst of all I can no longer French kiss.... only American Kiss.