New Years

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR EVERYONE!!!1!!!1!! (Simply copy and paste as your status in fRiendBOOK or Tweeter)

My New Years resolution is to stop drinking.... the tears of Native American children.

My New Years resolution is to stop bathing in the urine of Egyptian virgins.

My New Years resolution is to quit my job at Abercrombie and Fitch.

My New Years resolution is to stop exchanging text messages with R&B sensation Chris Brown.

My New Years resolution is to stop being haunted by Abbie Lincoln's ghost.

My New Years resolution is to stop wearing my "Milf Hunter" t-shirt.