THE HUMANITY!

Oh the humanity!!!!!! The snow is coming! The blizzard! "In the new this evening... FUCKING BLIZZARD!" Panic. Hysteria. 24 hour coverage of the storm. Lock yourself in the house, get the rations, drug your children to sleep so they wont have to witness this. Shut down the trains and buses.... have armed soldiers on every corner.

Right now Im sitting in my basement popping Xanex (to call my nerves) from a Pez dispenser surrounded by jugs of water while tightly gripping my sawed off shotgun.

From the news coverage I wasn't sure if it was going to snow or Godzilla was going to emerge from the Atlantic Ocean and pop a squat in Central Park. First I got the terrorists, the swine flu, and now I've got to deal with this shit.