Douchiest Thing Ever

A lot of people ask me what is the single most douchebaggy thing a person can do. I had to think long and hard... This is what I feel is by far, "The Douchiest Thing Ever".

When someone says to you you have a stain on your shirt and points. Then when you look down they raise their finger up so that it awkwardly touches face and they usually yell "Whoooops!" or something of that nature. This is usually performed by creepy Uncles. What the fuck is the point of this. No one likes getting their face touched.. and the persons finger practically goes up your nose. Its just plain old weird. I would rather someone say, "look there is a stain on your shirt' and then when I look down they slap me in the face.