Saturday, April 10, 2010

"I'm a man, Mr.Kessler"




Just saw this segment on "Dateline" which I found hilarious. There was this very popular male weatherman, named George Kessler, at a local news station. He gave off a swamry-douchey bastard type of vibe, but he was well liked by viewers. So one day he goes and listens to his answering machine and there is a insane man named cursing him out; "I'm a man, Mr.Kessler. not some fuckin' ass-faggot homosexual, do you understand me?"

This was the voice of Shon Thorson. Further investigation found out the man had just been released from a mental institution and was having hallucinations. Whenever he would watch the weather report, things would start off normal with the anchor simply reading the weather. Then the visions would start and the anchor would begin talking directly to this nutjob. He would threaten him and proposition him for gay sex, then begin calling him a faggot. Is it just me or is that pretty funny? Can you imagine some sick bastard watching the news and having a typical douchey weatherman turn and look directly at him and start asking him for a blowjob?

So what happened? They married each other in a same sex wedding in Connecticut.... Sadly I'm just joking. The truth is much more gruesome.... The psycho blew the weathers face off with a shotgun and them anally sodomized his corpse on a homemade "sex bench" for about 30 minutes. After he finished he blew his own brain out. Ha Ha! Just kidding! (Sorry about that, I just watched a movie about Dorothy Stratten) I guess they are living in harmony now, the story didn't really say. Here is a link to a news article about it....








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