Tuesday, January 02, 2007

MJ At the Movies 1

First let me address some controversy. People were outraged by my earlier post about wireless headphones....

ImAdrock@aim.com wrote:
wireless headphones wont become popular anytime soon for a number of reasons. 1. there are no music devices that are bluetooth compatible. 2. bluetooth technology is very expensive 3. if they do make them they would probably look like headset radios. you would need space for batteries and chips.
Phenom430 also explained that wireless headphones are actually available but they look god awful. They don't use bluetooth technology and have a wire coming out the top. Well I assure you that bluetooth technology will become cheaper, every new phone comes standard with it now and all new cars have them too. Its gonna become pretty standard, just give it some time. Enuff of that....Its time for a new feature, I review a movie I haven't seen in ages and my review is based sorely on my memory (which isn't that good)

MJ AT THE MOVIES


Ok... now this movie was one of my all time favorites as a kid. I used to watch this like a fiend, and it will go down as my bestest favorite Disney movie. See, nobody knows this but household appliances come to life when you leave the house....Duh... and they all have different personalities. Some are even a tad bit evil, some are sexually confused. For instance, I think in this movie the radiator was a mean cranky mother fucker (literally, he banged his mother the iron), and that blanket on the cover was like a whiny baby, even though it was mad old. The appliances don't appear to age with time, but are rather born with an age. I know, its kinda complicated. I could imagine the shower having a personality like that drunk homeless guy who wanted to watch my male friend use the toilet (true story). Anyway, some douchebag kid moves out and leaves all his appliances at home including the toaster. Why he left everything? I don't know. Why this kid is even messing around with a toaster at his age I don't know either. So the toaster takes some friends with him and they go to look for the kid....but wait a sec, I dont think all the objects were alive, just the main characters....and why doesn't the radio have a face and eyes and shit? They go on a crazy journey and I think that little blanket gets torn to shreds and killed. I'm serious...I really think he dies...I think I remeber this devestating me as a kid. In the end the toaster makes it back and the little kid is thrilled to see him and says he missed him so badly (cough*bullshit*cough). What little kid loves a toaster?! Wouldn't he miss his blankey, that was torn to shreds and killed, a little more? I dont think the radio makes it either. I could recall him getting smashed up in a back of a garbage truck. Shit; This movie was really violent. This movie screwed me up as a kid too. If I like dropped a dish or something, I would get sad because I thought I murdered him. I was going to say "him or her", but I can't recall any female appliances. Man it would've been really weird and confusing if one of the female appliances was somehow hot. I'd go spoon with the spoon. HA HA HA HA! Anyway this movie is real good, a tad violent but good.
I Give it * * * (3 Stars)

(If anyone knows for sure about details in these movies, leave a comment...I'm curious now if that blanket actually dies.)

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