Thursday, February 01, 2007

Popobawa!

POPOBAWA!
No, not the K-Fed song...
I present to you, the scariest monster/demon/ghost that has ever existed.
This is an evil spirit that has terrified African people and sent them into a mas frenzy. Up above is what it looks like, but it is usally invisible and appears with a puff of smoke. Ok so its just another monster...just like Bigfoot or the Lochness...but no! What this creature does makes him the most fearful bat winged cyclops ever! Im gonna paste and exerpt from Wikipedia here now....
"Popobawa is variously described as either a ghost or ogre with a gigantic penis and bat wings. He is sometimes thought to be a shapeshifter who looks like an ordinary human during the day. His presence is usually announced by the sound of scraping claws on their roof and a sharp, pungent smell. Different from other incubus legends, Popobawa primarily attacks men and only in their own beds, resulting in many men sleeping outside in streets or on porches after recent reported attacks. He attacks men as they sleep, overpowering them, holding their face to the floor and sodomizing them for up to an hour. People who claim to be victims of Popobawa are mostly poorer residents on the island of Pemba, though other reports have also come from other islands and coastal Tanzania. The victims are threatened with repeated, and longer, sodomizations if they do not let their friends and neighbors know of their experience. It is thought that Popo Bawa reports are the result of episodes of sleep paralysis."
WHAT THE FUCK?!
not only does this monster with a giant penis ass rape you for an hour, he then makes you go tell everyone you know about it or he does it again. Pain and shame.....God damn, we are worried about AIDS in Africa but what we should be worried about is the Popobawa. And this aint just one incident, a lot of people have claimed to been attacked by this creature. This is one of the oddest things I've heard....but anyway...Good Night and don't let the Popobawa sodomize you!


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