Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Michael Jackson - My Final Stance
Living with Michael Jackson
Watch the shopping spree! It starts at about 4 minutes in... Unbelievable. He must spend about 20 million in a matter of minutes.
Monday, June 29, 2009
R.I.P Billy Mays
Sunday, June 28, 2009
6.28.09
IMO Vince Carter is the greatest dunker to ever play in the NBA. This is one of my favorite dunks of all time. To me, the slam dunk contest is cool, but misses the true essence of a dunk. A dunk is to humilate another player... to physically dominate them. I'm not really big into the flips and spins and shit, I'm into the force and anger of a dunk when someone throws it down. No one did that better then Carter. And what makes this video even better is that Carter almost punches Garnett in the face afterwards. When I see a dunk like that I can just hear Marv Albert from the glory years.... "John Starks with an emphatic dunk!"
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Get Out My Business
Remember when Jackson did this......fuck it. No Jackson here but equally as good... "Cause I'm getting tired of you keep tellin' me what the fuck I'm doin every time I'm doin somethin!"
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal
When I was a kid I just thought this was the coolest video ever. This is the video that I most tried to emulate. I wanted to be this smooth guy wearing a cool hate that could just glide across the floor. When they lean forward and go back to standing normal.... I nearly broke my ass attempting that dance move. Jackson also taught me how to grab my crotch and scream.... he didn't like physically teach me.
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
One of my favorite videos of Jacko. This is probably my second favorite MJ song, my top song being "PYT".
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
6.24.09
Sunday, June 21, 2009
6.21.09
Friday, June 19, 2009
6.20.09
Civilization by Marco Brambilla from CRUSH on Vimeo.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
NBA Championship
6.15.09
Wow. Its much better to piss in a fake golf club and carry it around for 18 holes then to just piss in the bushes for a couple of seconds and be done with it. It doesnt look suspicious when a gold club is hanging from your dick with a towel over it. What if a friend doesnt realize its a golf club filled with piss and uses it and swings for the fences. It would then pop open releasing urine all over the golfer...actually this might be a really good product after all.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Zach Galifianakis - Stand up (part 2/2)
last one.... this is amazing.. especially the fanny pack part
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Crying Number
What do you hear when you call this number? The sounds of rape? Rhianna songs? David Carradine being tied up? The score of the Mets game? Favre un-announcing his retirement? Gay sex?
Someone try dialing it... I cant afford no 2 dollars a minute in this Recession times.
6.9.09
Monday, June 08, 2009
Summer Scam
Saturday, June 06, 2009
Central Bookings
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
The Happening
Conans very first show
Tonight was Conans first night hosting "Late Night". I thought i would post this opening clip from his debut in 1993. It's really funny, and if you get a chance also check out the opening form tonight.
Monday, June 01, 2009
5.29.09
5.29.09
Heres some footage of me at the gym... BTW , I am 62 years old and look kind of like Sly Stallone.
Gayest Lines in Rap
-DMX “What’s My Name”
-Prodigy “Keep it Thoro”
-Tajai from Del’s “Burnt”
-Pimp C from UGK’s “Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “What’s Beef”
-DMX “Top Shotter”
-Big Pun “You Ain’t A Killer”
-Black Rob “Whoa”
-Malik from Illegal “Head or Gut”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “The Wickedest”
-DJ Quik “Dollaz and Sense”
-Fredro Starr from Onyx’s “Last Dayz”
-Canibus “2nd Round Knock Out”