Chu' Know that Juno sucks?

When I die and go to hell I know what I will see....  A giant television playing the movie "Juno" on repeat. I watched all of 10 minutes of it today before I had to shut it off. Go to a coffee house with the most pretentious beanie wearing hipsters and BS with them all the while blasting the "coolest" new indie rock songs. This movie actually made me want to declare war on America. If there are people who find this movie "hip" in this country, I am willing to fight against it. Ughhh. I feel like I just threw up and cant get that taste out of my mouth. The main character, Ellen Page, has to be the least likable character in the history of cinema. Just that actress in general... she is so annoying that I rooted for the child porn perv in "Hard Candy". I don't know why people find this movie so cutting edge... This character is "Daria" and Jeneanie Garofolo. Same exact style and that style sucks. Don't watch this movie and don't let your kids watch it... because they might start acting like that idiot. Michael Cera is good in it as the lovable loser as always. He gets spared. Everyone else in this abolishment that is pro teen pregnancy should be put to death by stoning. There is actually a line in this film that says, "I Swear to Blog". Wow. It makes me want to quit writing on this fucker. And also... I feel this might be the whitest film ever made. This shit must be like kryptonite to black people. I'm a white guy and this film was even too white for me. I don't know who the hell this movie is for besides hipsters and teenage white girls in the suburbs.  And one more thing... see I'm angry and rambling now... every freaking character talks the same! All the dialogue is the same! Every character is so "witty" and quick, with a "hilarious" insult ready at the drop of the hat. Fuck this movie and fuck Diablo Cody. This movie is nothing more then racist propaganda... I've gotten so angry thinking about this crap that I need to scroll down and watch the Frankie Vallie video just to get my smile back.