Friday, March 02, 2007

3.2.07

FUCK ANNA NICOLE SMITH!
Yeah I said it...just cause you died doesn't all of a sudden make you a good person. Anna Nicole is not a good person...shes a drugged up gold digging whore. I can't believe how the media is making her out to be this saint. What has she done good? Shes a terrible mother..her teenage son is dead, and this is what really got to me...Apparently she was shooting up heroin while pregnant with her daughter. The world is better off without this whore. She was a joke in life and her death is a damn joke to me too. I want to go the funeral and piss all over the corpse...and if your shocked you know deep down you feel the same way. Oh where should we bury the body? I would put the rotting corpse in that fucking closed down Taco Bell with all those rats.....

Speaking of which...if you still eat at Taco Bell you are a sicko! First off you get E Coli and now the rats are running wild! So you can eat crappy food while 14 rats run around, jumping on tables, dancing like the fucken WB frog, and then you go home and get sick with e coli. C'mon now...

UPDATE!!!!

Well apparently Taco Bell is taking care of this problem. But how are they doing this? I swear I couldn't make up something this good:

"So now, the parent firm that also owns Pizza Hut is hiring a rat wrangler to review health standards at its restaurants in the city.
Bobby Corrigan is a world-famous expert on rodent problems. He once spent months living in a rat-infested barn to study the animals' behavior."

What? A rat wrangler? Is this guy gonna have a cowboy hat and a rope, and actually lasso these rodent scoundrels?





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