Getting "Stoned"
Ok..so we heard about King Slongomon. But that is not the only story in the bible that is fucking nuts. I tend to find that the Old Testament is a lot more stuffed with the crazy. This is another Old Testament story, which I don't remeber so fondly, so forgive me if some details are off. Anywhoo, God appears to a village, and anybody thats anybody knows, one does not look directly at God. So God appears and says, "Mother Fucker, look at me and I'll turn you to stone!" So everyone runs and doesn't turn back, but leave it to one dumb bitch to test Yaweh. She turns around and finds out God's pimp hand is way strong the hard way. Yup..God turns some innoncent women into stone for the rest of eternity, only because she looked at him. This bitch is still a statue somewhere. Do you really think that God forgives your sins because you say 5 bullshit Hail Marys? Hell No! He turned a bitch to stone for looking at him! All that forgiveness shit is made up by Jesus.
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