A while back here on the blog, I conducted an interview with Sonic The Hedgehog. (You can check that out HERE ) He is a controversial media figure that oozes 90's attitude. Recently, I got the chance to speak with him again, and get his opinion on the HUGE success of his rival Mario's new game.Q.) Some say you and Mario are the 2Pac and Biggie of the gaming world. Does it bother you that his new game, "Mario Galaxy" is one of the highest selling games ever?
A.) No. Playing that game is my second favorite thing to do.
Q.) What is the first?
A.) Fucking the Princess in the mouth.
Q.) Do you mean Princess Peach?
A.) No...I mean Princess Diana. I've been skull fucking her corpse while on speed for 3 years now.
Q.) Any closing comments?
A.) Yeah....The Rutgers Women Basketball team are a bunch of nappy headed ho's.
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