Sunday, November 30, 2008
12.1.08
11.30.08
Thursday, November 27, 2008
11.27.08
Monday, November 24, 2008
11.25.08
Sunday, November 23, 2008
11.24.08
Wait a sec... People were waiting for hours on the phone for a free god damn soda?! HOURS?! Are people that fucking cheap? Has the recession hit us that hard? You are willing to drive up your phone bill and wait for hours instead of spending a buck twenty-five? If you are someone that waited on the phone today for hours for a free fuckn soda... you are an idiot.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Burn After Reading
11.21.08
Thursday, November 20, 2008
11.21.08
I am so amped for this movie... I have not heard one bad thing about this film, and I'm hearing Rourke is a lock for an Oscar. This leads my list of most anticipated films, followed by "Tyson" and "JCVD". Here's a fun fact for you.... I might be appearing in this film. I went to a shoot and was front row in the crowd, and got a close up... so we will see. This could be my big break. Shit, maybe I will win an Oscar too. I really nailed the portrayal of pissed off drunk New Jerseyian wrestling fan.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Scariest Shit Ever
HA HA HA! These fucking people look like the things out of my worst fucking nightmares. Can you honestly believe that this really exists? Imagine seeing that coming walking over you. I would pull out my knife in a heartbeat. I really want to make a horror movie where this is what the killer looks like. This a lot more god damn scary then Mike Meyers, Jason, and Freddy combined. Now lets go onto the video evidence... courtesy of youtube. The funniest part about the youtube videos is if you look at the comments... people saying how beautiful the person and the mask is. Jesus... watch this at your own risk. Oh and apparently this is really big in Japan. *GASP* *SHOCK* Big in Japan? Can you believe it?
Sunday, November 16, 2008
88 Keys - Death Of Adam
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Chu' Know that Juno sucks?
Monday, November 10, 2008
11.11.08
11.11.08
This is one of the best songs of all the times. The singing in this is amazing. I am convinced that this is hands down the most fun song in the world to sing along with. Right now let out at... "They dont cry-aye-aye!" Feels good doesn't it? You don't know how disappointed I was when old Meth Face (Fergie) released a song with the same title that had nothing to do with this version.
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Saving Boxing
Friday, November 07, 2008
11.7.08
Thursday, November 06, 2008
11.6.08
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
11.6.08
Holy Fuck! What?! What?! What?! No Fuckin Way! No Fuckin Way! How in the hell?! They have working fucking holograms now?!?! I honestly can not believe it at all. That is one of the most incredible things I have ever seen. Im very glad they are using this amazing technology for such a good reason, like interviewing the asshole from Black Eyed Peas. If the dinosaurs already didn't prove there is no God then this certainly does.
Barrack YoMamma!
DO YOU SMELL WHAT BARACK IS COOKING?!
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This is the main reason why McCain lost. Sarah Palin might be the single dumbest person walking on this earth. When she speaks, it is nothing more then an incoherent rambling. In this video you can even see how pissed off McCain is with her, and realizing that this dumb idiot just cost him the election. Man... I watch this video and can not believe how anyone could've voted for McCain,knowing that this bimbo could've ended up as president if he died. She can not even name ONE friggin newspaper or magazine. Every answer she gives sounds like me trying to bullshit my way out of a question in a Math class. She does not answer one question.... she dances around it and winds up saying a whole lot of nothing, stumbling all over her words. I would LOVE to see a debate between her and George Bush. I still can't believe that the Republican party thought putting this beauty queen as the VP candidate was a good idea, it has to be one of the biggest gaffles of all time. She might honestly be one of the dumbest people I have ever heard... I hope that she goes into hiding in that same cave with Bin Laden and is never ever seen again. Good Bye you brain dead ho fo sho!
Now onto our President Barack Obama... I want to say a few things. There have been such huge expectations put onto him that there is no way he will be able to live up to them. People are treating him like the second coming of God. Unless he walks on water and turns wine into beer, he will disappoint the masses. Another thing this election showed to me was the secret underlying racism in our country. I know some white people who wouldn't vote for him simply because he was black. Some white people are honestly afraid that him becoming president is going to lead to race wars or something... Like the whites will have to give up 40 acres all of a sudden.
Heres the scary thing... Democrats have the major majority in the house and the senate. There is basically no way the Republicans can override anything. Even if you are a Democrat, you don't want things to be so one sided. As of right now there are 54 Democrats in the Senate and 40 Republicans. That is pretty lopsided... thats kinda Nazi Germany Hitler status right there....
Overall I felt change was necessary so I'm satisfied with Obama. I have never liked a politican in my life and probably never will. So now the United States has its second ever black president. (Bill Clinton) I'm hoping the front page of the New York Post is a a photoshopped version of the White House painted black with the headline: "THE BLACK HOUSE".
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Tropic Thunder
Monday, November 03, 2008
11.3.08
I don't think I have to remind you what you need to do. Does it really need to be said what you must do? Have you been watching TV at all lately? Have you been living in a cage? If you haven't you will then realize that you have to go out and.... buy the new Wendy's Buffalo Chicken Sandwich ASAP. Wow. I just had it and I have fell in love. Do you love Buffalo wings? Then you will love this... this makes the Spicy Chicken sandwich taste like filthy assholes. Man, Wendys did a good thing here... I remember I just recently had a sandwich the exact same at "Checkers" that used Franks Hot Sauce and t was awesome. After eating that I craved it again so badly but was pissed cause I have a better chance of finding a velociraptor then a fucken Checkers. Heres the thing about the sandwich tho... they dont tell you but it comes with blue cheese on it.. I got it without that because blue cheese is for pussies who can't take the heat.
BTW: Im reposting the best thing to come out of this election above