My Favorite Channels

Why is "John and Kate plus 8" on "The Learning Channel". What the fuck are you learning while watching that show? Bad parenting? Media Whoring?

This is one of those things like why is it called a driveway where you park and a parkway where you drive.... actually its not like that but a fuck to you.

I'm giving you a special treat right here. There is a button on your remote control called "FAV" and when set up by hitting "SETTINGS" makes your life a whole lot easier. The days of watching Telemondu for 20 minutes before realizing it is not in English are gone. Its like a shortcut to the "rich stuff". So here are my FAVORITE CHANNELS

MJ'S FAVORITE FUCKING CHANNELS

(I'm not including premium channels)

- Sundance 

- Chiller

- VH1 Classic

- G4 

- SyFy 

- ESPN 

- Universal

- History

- A&E

- Food Network

- The Learning Channel

- AMC

- Cartoon Network

- Biography

- Nat Geo

- Discovery

- Science Channel

- IFC

- Animal Planet

- Travel Channel

- MGM

- Investigation Discovery

If it ain't on one of those channels I ain't watching it! (except for sports on the networks)

And of course most of these channels are the HD version, causing watching television without HD is like eating at a restaurant that is not Zagat rated. Suck It.