- A father and daughter arguing before she leaves to go on spring break. The dad is telling her she is only allowed to show her tits on "girls gone wild" and she wants to go fully nude. In the end they compromise on topless lesbian kiss.
- A guy walks in on his friend jerking off while looking at a facebook picture of the guy
GUY: "Dude! Are you jerking off to a picture of me?!"
FRIEND: "No way! I wasn't thinking of you... I was just checking your facebook while masterbating... can't a guy do two things at once?!"
- A superhero movie where the superhero is killed in the first 15 minutes. The rest of the film shows how the city spirals out of control and how average people must step up to take care of themselves and not rely of corny superheroes. Imagine this being the plot of the newest Batman and the anger it would receive.
- A reality series that actually follows INTERESTING people. People like Tyson or Jacko before he died. Hell even a reality show on the homeless. Rich white kids living in Cali is not fascinating. Fuck.. throw a camera crew in the worst parts of New Orleans or real ghettos and capture real life or death drama.
- I would love a weekly series about people living in a world with a zombie outbreak and fighting to find a cure and stay alive. You could have main characters in all different states and then neatly tie their stories together at the end of the season. How many more fucking vampire shows do we need on television?
Lets switch gears real quick... look at this hoodie that is for sale for $124.00 Who the fuck would wear that?! Seriously? Imagine someone coming walking down the street wearing this...
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