"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind." |
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Native American Quote
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Random Ramblins
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Curling
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Mind Fucking
Yelawolf
Here is a link to some of the best hip hop I have heard in a while. It comes from this white Southern rapper named Yelawolf from Alabama. He sorta sounds like a mix between old school Andre 3000 from Outkast, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Wayne. This particular mixtape is called "Stereo" and every beat is an insane sample of a classic rock song. He sorta looks like Travis Barker and he is a skater. Anyway here is the link, I really suggest this... he will probably blow up pretty soon.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Walrus sucks own dick
Yup... the title is pretty much to the point. thats not even my title, thats from some thespian on the youtube. I thought I was hot shit because I saw a Walrus jerking off... God damn, to tell the masses that story was the reason I started this effing blog. If I saw this my head would of exploded a la Scanners. This is like staring into the eyes of God, or french kissing Jesus. At first I thought this was the Tiger Wood sex tape no homo.
Shocking Deaths
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Acting at its finest
Masterfullistic. That best describes it. The guy with the long black hair is the writer/director/ and best actor.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
THE HUMANITY!
Monday, February 08, 2010
Greatest Innovation of Our Times
Crazy Products
Look at these products... These are real products. First off we have the "Dog Creeper Window". Your dog can be a creeper as he peers into your neighbors yard with his fucking space helmet looking thing. Can you imagine seeing that thing pop up when your trying to smoke a joint in your yard? What neighbor would agree and allow you to put this in? I think even Mr.Rogers would object. But up next it gets even better....
What the hell?! As many of you know I'm an avid hiker and I camp out in the most rugged and dangerous of climates. I use a regular sleeping bag. I give my friends shit for using the "coffin" style sleeping bag. That is basically the same but your legs are locked in. This is a "Walking Mummy" sleeping bag. If I saw this walking towards me late at night in the woods I would probably shoot at it. When you go in a "sleeping" bag why the fuck do you need to walk around? Aren't you looking to sleep?
Sunday, February 07, 2010
ESPN spoils the Super Bowl
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Max Graham - Owner Of A Lonely Heart
I've always liked this Yes song... it is pure unadulterated 80's awesomeness and this remix does it pretty good justice. This video is also pretty bad ass and funny. Its like a ode to being a childhood pervert. It also looks like one of my casting auditions... Ha ha ... I wish... my casting audition did not look this but i was sitting behind a desk wearing a suit ding my best Simon Cowell impression.
Demon Tiger
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Lenny Kravitz filthy mouth
I was just listening to Lenny Kravitz (what?! I like the guy) and he has a line in a song called "Black Velveteen" I never could quite make out. The song is about some kind of sex robot in the future that is the best lay of all time... you know, typical Kravitz shit. Anyway the name of this robot is "Black Velveteen' and in the song Lenny is describing her. Sidenote: Lenny Kravitz is probably the worst lyricist of all time. His lyrics sound like they were written by a brain dead Dr.Seuss. Every one of his rhymes ends with the simplest of combos... "sky to high" "bye to fly" stuff like that. Anyway as part of the chorus of this song I could've sworn Lenny was saying the word "cunt". I don't think I ever heard the word "cunt" muttered in a song before. It is like the only curse word left with some venom. So after doing some research here is the actual lyric:
Tiger Woods
“He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.
“By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.
“He’d have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that. But he would only watch.”
“He would engage in sex from 9pm until the sun came up - he wasn’t a healthy guy.
“He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not sure rehab will help him.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”
Monday, February 01, 2010
Great Quotes
Pants On The Ground American Idol
Why didn't someone show me or tell me about this earlier?! This is genius! I bet you that Simon Cowell signed to a contract as soon as he left the room