12.26.07

Yo yo yo yo Yo! So I still havent passed this god damn stone, and tommorrow I go back to the hospital and the specialist. I'm guessing surgery at this point....The method involves a rusty coat hanger with a piece of chewed bubblegum on the tip. That is then inserted into my dick head and shoved up my uretha. It mite be kinda enjoyable now that I think about it.

Heres even crazier news..Jamie Lynn Spears didn't actually get pregnant by that guy she was saying was the father. She actually got pregnant by a old man who is the producer on her Nickelodeon show. So this kid could be getting set up so this guy doesn't go to jail for kiddie rape. This story is going to be huge, trust me, your never going to hear the end of this, its gonna be bigger then Anna Nicoles death.